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Author Topic: The DS Characters: The movies they probably wouldn't enjoy!  (Read 13450 times)
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« on: August 31, 2008, 02:10:56 AM »

Barnabas: A Place in the Sun
Elizabeth: Caged
Roger: It's a Wonderful Life
Carolyn: Brokeback Mountain
Quentin: Brokeback Mountain
Angelique: The Wizard of Oz
Cassandra: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes OR Legally Blonde
Laura: Nanook of the North
Julia: Love Me or Leave Me
Julia (in the "Julia Solo" episode): Home Alone/The Old Dark House/The Dark at the Top of the Stairs
Prof. Stokes: The Nutty Professor
Mrs. Johnson: The Uninvited
Eve: All About Eve (Eve said, after watching: It wasn't about ME at all!)
Jeff Clark: any movie starring Yul Brynner
Nicholas: The Ten Commandments
Diablos: The Exorcist
David: The Good Son
Amy: Pollyanna
Sheriff Patterson: Smokey and the Bandit
Chris: Cujo
mute Sabrina: Look Who's Talking
blind Sam Evans: Wait Until Dark
Joe: The Perfect Storm
Joshua Collins: That Darn Cat
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2008, 02:16:38 AM »

blind Sam Evans: Wait Until Dark
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2008, 02:44:27 AM »

Hmmm you think Quentin would be homophobic?  I hate that though but probably true though. Your list is HIGHLarious I  laughed out loud when I read Joshua Collins: That Darn Cat!  Great one!  All About Eve was perfect and A Place In The Sun was fabulous as well!!
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2008, 03:12:28 AM »

Oh, I don't think Quentin would be a homophobe - I just don't think he would be interested in a movie about two gay men falling in love. However, like many straight men, he would love girl-on-girl action! He probably subscribes to Showtime just to catch the L WORD!
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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2008, 01:48:22 PM »

Here are some additional "unfavorites":

Julia: An Unmarried Woman
Roger: The Parent Trap
Chris: The Company of Wolves
Sabrina: Dances with Wolves
Joe: Moby Dick
Diablos: Jesus Christ Superstar
Amanda: Journey to the Center of the Earth
Laura: Ice Station Zebra
Sam: Lust for Life (it's about Van Gogh!)
Jebez Hawkes: Born Yesterday
Cemetery Caretaker: I Spit on Your Grave
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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2008, 08:50:35 PM »

Bill Malloy: Swept Away

That is all my mind is churning out for now!
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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2008, 11:16:19 PM »

Bill Malloy, the widows, Josette, and a few others would also probably have problems watching films like The Poseidon Adventure and The Perfect Storm.  Heck, even Flipper (and it was a movie first) and Beach Blanket Bingo might cause them some shudders.

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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2008, 03:00:36 PM »

Cemetery Caretaker: I Spit on Your Grave

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« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2008, 04:35:56 PM »

Julia Hoffman -- Valley of the Dolls
Elizabeth Stoddard  -- Don't Look in the Basement
Carolyn Stoddard  --  Cruel Intentions
Roger Collins -- Firestarter
Mrs. Johnson -- The Brady Bunch
Tom Jennings -- The Fearless vampire killers (or Pardon Me, but Your Fangs Are In My Neck)
David Collins -- The Nightcomers
Count Petofi -- The Beast with Five Fingers
Chris Jennings -- Siliver Bullet
Laura Collins -- Ladder 49
Maggie Evans -- Village of the Damned
Victoria Winters -- Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Angelique Bouchard -- The Blair Witch Project      *ouch*
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2008, 06:18:18 PM »

Judah Zachary: Marie Antoinette

Josette: The Virgin Suicides
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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2009, 07:17:32 PM »

Aunt Hanna & Mrs. Hutchins - The Birds
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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2009, 05:53:56 AM »

Barnabas Collins -  Van Helsing (Obvious reasons)

Julia Hoffman - Misery (The characters seem a little too similar if you ask me.)

Willie Loomis - Jeepers Creepers  (The creeper preys on victims, taking their body parts.) or Dracula (since Renfield kinda tumbles down the stairs and...well...no one cared.)

Post-Wyndcliff Loomis - The Jacket (Mental Hospital torturing patients)

Carolyn Stoddard - Mystic River  (Party girl gets murdered)

Victoria Winters - When a Stranger Calls  (WHO was that who called asking her to check for Maggie in the graveyard?)
 
Adam - The Bride of Frankenstein  (The girl doesn't like Frankie)


Well, that's the best I can do off the top of my head. lol!
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2009, 03:30:00 AM »

Heh heh...

Barnabas Collins - The Witches of Eastwick (good witches...BAH)
Victoria Winters - Bad Seed (evil child kills everyone)
David Collins - The Turn of the Screw (crazy governess kills little boy)
Roger Collins - Crash (people get turned on by car crashes)
Angelique Collins - Fatal Attraction (pretty obvious, really)
Nicholas Blair - Backdraft (reminds him too much of...well,  you know)
Josette Collins - The Duellists
Adam - Blade Runner
Quentin Collins - Jane Eyre (talk about deja vu)
Willie Loomis - The Ring (he's just too suggestible)
Maggie Evans - Memento
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