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Offline Janet the Wicked

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Barnabas VS Buzz
« on: August 15, 2008, 12:01:12 AM »
On my hellacious ride home from work tonight, I labored on the idea of what would happen if the writers decided to pair Barnabas and Buzz. Would staltworthy Cousin Barnabas have interferred in Carolyn's sex life? Barnabas took interest when Roger told him of the goings-on betwix Liz & Jason. Buzz seems to disappear there. Now I'm not saying that Carolyn didn't dump her suitors at the drop of a hat, but does anyone here think that Barnabas would have kilt Buzz to help out?
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Re: Barnabas VS Buzz
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2008, 01:32:31 AM »
Pair them in what way??  I am slightly confused as usual. [ghost_wacko]
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Re: Barnabas VS Buzz
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2008, 01:36:31 AM »
I could see Barnabas not killing Buzz, but just biting him to bring him under his control.  He then tells Buzz to dump Carolyn, get on his bike, and high-tail it out of Collinsport to points unknown.  Then, after Barnabas is cured of his vampirism, maybe in the Adam/dream-curse storyline, Buzz, no longer under Barnabas' influence (nor remembering he got bitten), returns to Collinsport to try and court Carolyn again.  Carolyn doesn't want anything to do with him and that PO's Buzz.  He decides to either get Carolyn back, or avenge his now being rejected.  And then maybe he and Adam could duke it out.  Carolyn, of course, has no problem with Adam coming to the defense of her virtue, but she doesn't return the affection.  So that ticks off Adam even more.  Now he kinda understands Buzz's situation, maybe even "associates" with him somewhat.  Who knows where this could've gone?

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Re: Barnabas VS Buzz
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2008, 01:39:13 AM »
Would Barnabas have interfered? Would the new cousin have tried to help Liz rid Colinwoodwood of Buzz?
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Re: Barnabas VS Buzz
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2008, 01:45:37 AM »
Funny how Buzz disappears just after the Liz/Jason wedding.
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Re: Barnabas VS Buzz
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2008, 02:08:02 AM »
I don't think it's unusual we never see Buzz again once Jason is gone. Carolyn never really had any use for him other than using him as a way to rebel against her mother's wedding plans. I don't even think he took all that marriage talk Carolyn was going on about all that seriously. He probably found another rebellious chick to ride around with on his motorcycle after Carolyn handed him his walking papers.

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Re: Barnabas VS Buzz
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2008, 03:58:27 AM »
Quote from: Janet the Wicked on August 15, 2008, 12:01:12 AM
...does anyone here think that Barnabas would have kilt Buzz to help out?

He would even have force-fed haggis to Buzz if he felt it necessary, anything to protect Carolyn, who was his own flesh and blood, after all....
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Re: Barnabas VS Buzz
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2008, 04:02:08 AM »
Indeed he would have, Magnus. Indeed he would.

Baranbas and Buzz together would have been hilarious. Or, hey, imagine what could have happened had Buzz opened the coffin instead of Willie.
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Re: Barnabas VS Buzz
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2008, 03:15:51 PM »
I agree that once Buzz outlived his usefullness to Carolyn, he was history.  Buzz may have entertained ideas of becoming part of the Collins clan but I agree that it was shortl-lived.
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Re: Barnabas VS Buzz
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2008, 04:28:55 PM »
Quote from: GooberCollins on August 15, 2008, 04:02:08 AM
imagine what could have happened had Buzz opened the coffin instead of Willie.

Now there's an idea for the Depp/DS film.  [wink2]
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Re: Barnabas VS Buzz
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2008, 03:22:51 AM »
Barnabas had a problem with Willie, I would love to see the problems he would have had with Buzz. Would the Bike and the leather jacket be the first thing to go. Moving the cows on the bike.
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Re: Barnabas VS Buzz
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2008, 03:24:59 AM »
The mind actually boggles at the things Buzz could do, Lori.  [ghost_cheesy]
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Re: Barnabas VS Buzz
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2008, 03:50:10 AM »
Buzz?  Buzz who?  You mean that little slacker who enjoyed bullying Carolyn around and showed us his hip moves at the Blue Whale?  Oh please.  Old Barn didn't have to do anything to him..he probably drove his motorcycle over Widow's Hill in a drunken stupor.     
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Re: Barnabas VS Buzz
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2008, 03:56:21 AM »
Buzz had his limbs ripped off some time in 1968. This same fate befell every man (save Joe and Burke) whose name was written in a little black book by Carolyn's bed. The last time anyone saw that book, Adam had it.
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Re: Barnabas VS Buzz
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2008, 07:21:18 AM »
I don't think Barnabas would kill Buzz, if Buzz is no threat to him. But if Buzz did find out about Barnabas secret of
being a vampire and sleeping in a coffin, Barnabas will kill him. That is what happened to Jason and almost to Burke.
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