Fun poll!!
01) BATMAN I haven't seen it in a long time, but I remember loving it, and loving how it was so much darker than the campy TV series (which I also loved, but in a different way). I thought Jack Nicholson was brilliant. I don't recall if I've seen Batman Returns or not-- I'm not a Burton expert but have some kind of recollection that he wasn't much involved in that one... I could be wrong, though.
02) MARS ATTACKS I've only seen this once, but I loved it- great fun!
03) SLEEPY HOLLOW Love it!! I don't consider it my favorite Depp/Burton collaboration, but only because Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood and Sweeney Todd were even MORE awesome! Coincidentally, I was just skimming through my Sleepy Hollow DVD last night. Gotta watch this all the way through again soon!
04) PLANET OF THE APES I've never seen this one, and from the way it's been described, I don't think I'd care for it. Maybe I should give it a chance, though.
05) CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Loved it. Now, I was probably the exact wrong age for the original Willy Wonka- just entering my pre-teens and at that age I didn't really want to be seeing "kiddy" movies. Years later, realizing that our own Denise Nickerson was in it, I made a point that I would watch it someday, and I finally got the chance a few years ago (before the Depp/Burton movie came out)... and I hated it. Maybe I had to be there at the time it came out. When I heard Johnny and Tim were remaking it, it wasn't the happiest news I wanted to hear. But I ended up loving it. I do think it was truer to the book, except that the book didn't have the backstory with Willy's dentist father. Johnny was deliciously twisted, and I loved Elfman's songs. And the kids were all great.
As for what Tim and Johnny would do with DS, without having any real knowledge of how they'd approach it, I very seriously doubt it'd be a send-up. I just don't think they'd want to make it campy or light, but rather focus on the dark, menacing vibe. Remake or reimagining- I don't know which, or maybe it'll have elements of both. I guess we'll have to wait and see!