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Episode #0490
« on: February 29, 2008, 10:19:40 PM »
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Complete this phrase: " Julia and Barnabas were shocked speechless as they both realized that an extremely embarrassing side effect of the second attempt at the experiment was that Barnabas...!!"


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Re: Episode #0490
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2008, 06:37:05 PM »
"Julia and Barnabas were shocked speechless as they both realized that an extremely embarrassing side effect of the second attempt at the experiment was that Barnabas woke up with a wooden stake!!"
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Re: Episode #0490
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2008, 07:05:47 PM »
Don't most men - even without benefit of an experiment?  ;)

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Re: Episode #0490
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2008, 03:39:32 PM »
"Julia and Barnabas were shocked speechless as they both realized that an extremely embarrassing side effect of the second attempt at the experiment was that Barnabas thought he was pregnant and went into labor!!"

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Re: Episode #0490
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2008, 12:03:35 AM »
"Julia and Barnabas were shocked speechless as they both realized that an extremely embarrassing side effect of the second attempt at the experiment was that Barnabas became a rabbi for several hours!!"  (Better when Woody Allen did it, and yes, it's a sight gag that's wrong for the picture.)
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Re: Episode #0490
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2008, 12:16:24 PM »
...Barnabas created an electrical connection when he pressed the fingertips of his right and left hands together, causing his nose to spin, his ears to swell up, and his spiky bangs to go back and forth like windsheld wipers!!

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Re: Episode #0490
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2008, 06:49:55 PM »
and his spiky bangs to go back and forth like windsheld wipers!!

Now that would be a sight to see!  [lghy]

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Re: Episode #0490
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2008, 02:18:30 AM »
...Barnabas created an electrical connection when he pressed the fingertips of his right and left hands together, causing his nose to spin, his ears to swell up, and his spiky bangs to go back and forth like windsheld wipers!!

Now I'm imagining a red neon "TILT" sign going on and off on his forehead... Julia must think either that it's a red alert, or that's she's hit the jackpot at Lang Casino...
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Re: Episode #0490
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2010, 09:08:14 PM »
hit the jackpot at Lang Casino - that one had me rolling....  [hall2_grin]