Petey: "Your Honors, I ask that Mr. Trask's repeated requests for me to pull his finger be stricken from the record!!"
Abigail: "I feel quite stricken, myself..."
(It's just occurred to me that as much as I may want to do my own caption to my own set-up, I'm basically "done" with the set-up, because I'm implying something that's just crude if I were to spell it out. It's funnier just to imply it.)