Dear Patti,
I just want to say God love you. You've broached a subject that even I doubt that I would ever have had the nerve to bring up for discussion. But, since you've mentioned the subject of the "unkindest cut of all," how do we know for sure that Adam is of the Jewish persuasion?
You know, the great Joan Rivers does a joke where a vampire is about to bite a guy, and the guy pulls a crucifix out from his jacket, brandishing it in front of the vampire for protection. The vampire just smirks at the guy and says (in his best Jackie Mason voice), "You silly schicsta, you need a Star of David, not a cross to protect you from me!"
Sincerely,
Bob the Bartender, who agrees with the observation that you never really remember that simple surgical procedure, circumcision, from your infancy. (Yeah, right...ouch!!!)