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Offline Patti Feinberg

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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2002, 02:00:46 AM »
Midnite....since Dr. Hoffman is the mom....


who



will



perform




the




[shadow=blue,left,300]circumcision[/shadow]???



:'(

Patti

(who just saw a bill from the hospital...NOT from the Dr..
a circumcision "room"?? @ the hospital=$645??? :P

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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2002, 02:05:25 AM »
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Please join papa Barnabas Collins, mama Dr. Julia Hoffman
and sibling Willie Loomis
in welcoming


Thanks for the great laugh, Midnite! That was hilarious.

I hate to be picky, but technically isn't DR. LANG actually the father and or mother? I mean, he created the guy - Julia and Barnabas just brought him to life. Seems like he should get a little credit somewhere.
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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2002, 04:07:33 AM »
Dear Patti,

I just want to say God love you.  You've broached a subject that even I doubt that I would ever have had the nerve to bring up for discussion.  But, since you've mentioned the subject of the "unkindest cut of all," how do we know for sure that Adam is of the Jewish persuasion?

You know, the great Joan Rivers does a joke where a vampire is about to bite a guy, and the guy pulls a crucifix out from his jacket, brandishing it in front of the vampire for protection.  The vampire just smirks at the guy and says (in his best Jackie Mason voice), "You silly schicsta, you need a Star of David, not a cross to protect you from me!"

Sincerely,

Bob the Bartender, who agrees with the observation that you never really remember that simple surgical procedure, circumcision, from your infancy.  (Yeah, right...ouch!!!)
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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2002, 04:34:36 AM »
Okay, so long as someone ELSE brought up circumcisions.....

At one point in my life I worked in the billing office of a hospital.  One day a very irate father called to complain that he had received a bill for his son's circumcision, which would never have taken place.

The woman he was speaking to (a miserable old biddy) rudely informed him that she couldn't take his word that the procedure had not taken place, but would have to investigate the records and speak with the doctor who allegedly performed the circumcision.

He replied that she should gather all the paperwork and all the doctors she thought she required, and he would be right down with his naked son....and they'd see who won the argument.

He did.

We laughed about that one for months.

Rainey
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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2002, 06:04:17 AM »
Oy Vay Raineypark...that was hysterical!!!

Midnite...that birth announcement was too much!!!!  Too bad we never thought to get together before for a baby shower!  That would've been a hoot![/color]

[shadow=purple,left,300]Always, Minja [lghy][/shadow]
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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2002, 08:53:25 AM »
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Midnite....since Dr. Hoffman is the mom....


who



will



perform




the




[shadow=blue,left,300]circumcision[/shadow]???



:'(

Patti

(who just saw a bill from the hospital...NOT from the Dr..
a circumcision "room"?? @ the hospital=$645??? :P


OT (not for the delicate!)
Patti
they do most of them in the nursery I'd check on it!
don't need a special room that i know of!

Rainey great story!

jennifer

also Bob it is a delicate topic for males I know!
and Adam did get used parts(ICK) so he might not need one !! :o
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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2002, 09:05:18 AM »
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Adam did get used parts(ICK) so he might not need one !! :o

Exactly! [wink2]
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