That was the day the Pod People made their clumsy attempt to infiltrate Collinsport. Before the Pod Carolyn had spent even a single day at the Great House, the real Carolyn returned and decimated her alien imposter with a super-strength can of Aquanet. It holds, and holds, and HOLDS!
"Marilyn" Ross later attempted to write a novel about this, but his innate insipidity took over and the truth was never told ... until now!
cheers, G.