Hey gang,
Did you ever notice how poor Willie is the recipient of
so many thrashings on the show? I mean, after appearing in only a few episodes, Willie gets his lights punched out by alpha-male Burke Devlin in the Blue Whale (much to proprietor Bob the Bartender's "great" chagrin).
![Boxing [boxing]](http://www.dsboards.com/SMF/Smileys/classic/boxing.gif)
Of course, Willie
really got the stuffing beaten out of him, when an enraged Barnabas took his cane to Willie's carcass one night. Oh, the pain and those seemingly permanent black-and-blue marks!
![Twack [twak]](http://www.dsboards.com/SMF/Smileys/classic/twak.gif)
And in an example of "With Friends Like These...." how despicable was it, when Willie's former "buddy," Jason McGuire, punk-slapped woeful Willie only a few days after Mr. B. had cudgeled his maladroit manservant within an inch of his life?
![Smacked W/ Trout [a395]](http://www.dsboards.com/SMF/Smileys/classic/a395.gif)
Oh, poor Willie's shellackings seemed to go on and on as the jealous Joe Haskell once pummeled Maggie Evans' unrequited love, and the assertive man/child Adam almost crushed Willie's cranium as badly as the late, "lamented" Phil Leotardo had
his cocoanut crushed by that errant SUV!
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I
do hope that Barnabas kept up with Willie's Blus Cross/Blue Shield payments.
![Angel #7 [angel7]](http://www.dsboards.com/SMF/Smileys/classic/angel7.gif)
Bob the Bartender, who believes, like the ethereally beautiful Bathis Mapes was wont to say: "Make love, not war."
![Love #7 [love7]](http://www.dsboards.com/SMF/Smileys/classic/love7.gif)