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COLLEGE CRAZE
« on: May 13, 2002, 05:16:29 AM »
Professor T.E. Stokes has been named Dean of the Collinsport College. His notable faculty includes all our favorite DS characters. List some of the instructors and their course of study.

For example as follows:

Course-PreMed 101
           Dissection of the Cadaver
Instructor-Dr Eric Lang

You get the idea....Have some fun!  
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Re: COLLEGE CRAZE
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2002, 06:43:37 AM »
Theology 205: Ancient Religions-Leviathanology
Instructor: Jeb Hawkes PhD
Required Text: Book Of Naga

Art 116
Instructor: Sam Evans
Required Text: How To Age and Fireproof Your Masterpiece

Mythological And Practical Studies
Instructor: Quentin Collins
Required Text: How To Obedience Train and Housebreak Your Werewolf
Must provide you own silver pentagram necklace and newpapers.  Must have working knowledge of dates of full moons. No Flexi Leads Allowed! Sit/Stay!

Libations 101
Instructor: Roger Collins
Guest Speakers: Bob Rooney and Bobubas

Basic Care and Maintenence Of 1966 Ford Mustangs
Instructor: David Collins-Bleeder Valve Specialist

Egyptian Mythology
Instructor: Laura Collins
Must provide own asbsestos skivies.

Advanced Pharmacology
Instructor: Dr. Julia Hoffman
The instructor will provide the needed sedatives, syringes and IV fluids!

Intro To Modern Dance
Instructors: Carolyn Stoddard and Buzz Hacket
Class will be held at The Blue Whale.  Bring your own quarters for the jukebox!

Cooking On A Budget
Instructor: Sarah Johnson

Well that's all I can think of. Registration begins next August for the Fall Semester![/color]


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Re: COLLEGE CRAZE
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2002, 06:48:39 AM »
Course: Writing 101
                How to get your book published

Instructor: William Hollinghead Loomis

              *************************

Course:  How to Make Money Fast
                 The Art of the Sting

Instructor:    Mr. Jason McGuire

  In the same vein,

Course:     Where to find Money
                       The Art of Grab and Run

Instructor:    Willie(The Loser) Loomis with permission
                       from Sheriff Patterson, Collinsport Jail.

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2002, 06:51:13 AM »
Oh, I like your courses better than mine, Minja! I'm sure I could learn something from Mrs. Johnson and how to swirl brandy just right by Roger. I love it!
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2002, 08:05:00 AM »
Course 222- How To Meet And Marry A Millionare
Instructor: Suki Forbes

Course 21- The Ancient Art Of Witchcraft
Instructor: Angelique Collins

Course: Introduction To Hairdressing
Instructor: Peter Bradford

Course:109-Singing Voice Workshop (How to Rid Yourself Of Stagefright)
Instructor-Miss Pansy Faye

Course:How To Become A Professional Speaker (Making Your Voice Heard)
Instructor: Jeff Clark

Course:007-How To Master The Art Of Influence;
Instructor-Nickolas Blair

Course: Introduction To Anger Management (Blowing Your Top Without Losing Your Cool)
Instructor: Peter Bradford

Course 113- Advanced Masonry (Specializing In Brick Laying)
Instructor:Barnabas Collins

Course 1776-How To Obtain A Greencard
Instructor-Sandor Rakosi


Thanks Vam! This was hysterical!! :)
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Re: COLLEGE CRAZE
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2002, 09:26:02 AM »
Advance Class... How to Raise and Properly Discipline Your Children
Instructor: Rev Trask

Also Rev Trask will be teaching:
How to Spot a Witch, and What to Do With Them
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Re: COLLEGE CRAZE
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2002, 12:54:37 PM »
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Egyptian Mythology
Instructor: Laura Collins
Must provide own asbsestos skivies.

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Is this a required course? :o
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Re: COLLEGE CRAZE
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2002, 06:33:41 PM »
What a talented bunch we have
how about
Spells and potions
by Angelique
want to stalk someone and try to make them fall in love with you! then this is the course for you!

Understanding(or not)
how to get through life utterly clueless
by Vicki W.

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Re: COLLEGE CRAZE
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2002, 06:51:22 PM »
Psych 401.1  Child Psychology from the Perspective of the Child; Mr. David Collins; 3 credits

HomEc 202.1  Hair-Bun Arranging; Mrs. Sarah Johnson; 3 credits

Ec 405.1  Non-Traditional Economic Investing; Mr. Jason Maguire; 3 credits

PhysEd 102.1  Finger Wagging; Mrs. Sarah Johnson; 2 Continuing Education Units

HomEc 304.1  Home Shopping for the Agoraphobic; Mrs. Elizabeth Collins Stoddard; 3 credits

Agri 405.1  The Care and Breeding of Unicorns; Mr. Andreas Petofi; 3 credits

HoBusAd 303.1  Hospitality for Unexpected Guests; Mrs. Elizabeth Collins Stoddard; 3 credits

Psych 205.1  Personal Characteristics in Human Relationships; Miss Hallie Stokes; 3 credits (class cancelled)

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Re: COLLEGE CRAZE
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2002, 07:03:11 PM »
Psychology 203
Interpreting Dreams
Cassandra Blair Collins

And some continuing education for the hobbyist and do it yourself enthusiast...

Restoring and Repairing Historical Homes
Willie Loomis

Caring for Your Antique Dolls
Jenny Collins

Painting the Phoenix
75 Ways to Depict a Supernatural Being with Fire
Sam Evans

Decorating with Afghans
Maggie Evans
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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2002, 07:53:32 PM »
Law 101
Course:  The Justice System
Instructor: Garth Blackwood

(I just had to add this one to the list! ;))


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Re: COLLEGE CRAZE
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2002, 08:07:39 PM »
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Professor T.E. Stokes has been named Dean of the Collinsport College. His notable faculty includes all our favorite DS characters. List some of the instructors and their course of study.

We librarians never rest do we?   ;)   You are so inventive, VAM!  

What wonderful courses, everyone!  (Especially loved the Eliz. Collins HSN course.)  Where do I sign up?

Dollmaking 101  
Instructor:  Angelique Bouchard Collins
Students advised to bring their own pins and item owned by nearest available enemy.

Exorcism in 10 Easy Steps
Instructor: Rev. Trask, M.Div.
Recommended:  BYOB (that means "bring your own Bible" not "bring your own bottle", sinner!)

Introduction to Parapsychology and Charms
Instructor:  T. Elliot Stokes, Ph.D.
Recommended:  BYOB (preferably sherry)

Portrait Painting 101
Instructor: Charles Delaware Tate, M. A.
Warning:  Students are advised not to sign up for this course unless in desperate need for new friends.  Students will keep all art work and anything issuing from it.  No exceptions!

Living Dead:  the Undead's Guide to Casket Living
Instructor:  Barnabas Collins
Guest speaker: the late Martha Stewart
Description:  A course incorporating practical suggestions for creating a pleasant and practical environment in a closed space.  Advice will be given for choosing appropriate coffin linings, pillows and even banishing that pesky coffin breath forever. Recommended: BYOC (casket)

Okay, okay, I better get back to work now!  [wavey]
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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2002, 09:02:13 PM »
A Beginners Course in Hairstyling
Instructor: Bruno Hess, Esq.
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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2002, 09:23:52 PM »
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Psychology 203
Interpreting Dreams
Cassandra Blair Collins

Painting the Phoenix
75 Ways to Depict a Supernatural Being with Fire
Sam Evans

Decorating with Afghans
Maggie Evans

Castlebee, I love your Avatar of the puppy! How adorable!
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« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2002, 11:53:32 PM »
Course: Hypnotism 300 -  This course covers all the basics of the art of hypnotism and some of the more advanced topics such as what objects are most hypnotic and how to cleverly introduce those objects into conversation without being too obvious.

Instructor: Dr. Julia Hoffman

Course: Genealogy 201 - Intermediate genealogy. Covers all aspects of researching your family tree or someone else's for fun and profit.

Instructor: Dr. Julia Hoffman
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