Episode #0326

 

Fill in the blank: "After having gotten her hands on a copy and while reading a privately published though never circulated 'true' history of the Collins family, Julia was startled to learn that in Martinique Josette had ________ - but the du Pres family had gone to great lengths to keep it from the Collinses for fear the union between Barnabas and Josette and their business venture with the Collinses would surely never take place."

.....Julia was startled to learn that in Martinique Josette had 2 husbands and 3 kids - but the du Pres family had gone to great lengths to keep it from the Colllinses.....

...Julia was startled to learn that in Martinique Josette had painted Easter eggs together- but the du Pres family had gone to great lengths to keep it from the Collinses...

"been originally named 'Joseph', but preferred to live his life as a woman"

     

And what a surprise Barnabas would have been in store for on the wedding night!! 

Had worked as a stripper

a cow

fleas

pendulous breasts like bowling pins

a witch servant   

Earned a PhD in tonsil hockey