"No matter how hard they tried, Joe and Roger just couldn't persuade the shocked cemetery caretaker to join them in the Collins Mausoleum to..."
"help them set up the slip 'n' slide & kiddie pool."
"play 'Weekend at Bernie's' with the fresher corspes."
"try to find those family jewels, Mrs Johnson is always gabbing about."
"finally try to find out why it looks so much bigger from the outside."
"hold the most kick-ass séance EVER!"