Episode #0311

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

Complete this phrase: "I know they say dead people rest in peace, but if I had to spend eternity in this lumpy coffin, I'd be..."

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

"I know they say dead people rest in peace, but if I had to spend eternity in this lumpy coffin, I'd be..." Having an out of body
experience every chance I got!

[loril54]

"I know they say dead people rest in peace, but if I had to spend eternity in this lumpy coffin, I'd be turning over  and over, trying to get comfortable."

[MagnusTrask]

"I know they say dead people rest in peace, but if I had to spend eternity in this lumpy coffin, I'd be turning over and over, trying to get comfortable."

Spinning in his grave?

Ghost's is the best one could do with this one, I think.    

[Mysterious Benefactor]

Oh, I don't know about that. Not to belittle the responses so far because they are funny, but no one has yet to come up with any of the potential ways I envisioned completing the phrase when I first conceived the set up...

[Midnite]

"I know they say dead people rest in peace, but if I had to spend eternity in this lumpy coffin, I'd be

...taking a coffin break."

...suing the undertaker.  (It's an open and shut case.)"

...worming my way out."

So sorry! 

[Mysterious Benefactor]

...suing the undertaker.  (It's an open and shut case.)"

...worming my way out."

These two are particularly priceless! 

(But still no one has really gone where I thought they might. It seems like that angle is eluding everyone...)

[Midnite]

(But still no one has really gone where I thought they might. It seems like that angle is eluding everyone...)

"...shaking it to get the lumps out?"  "...lining it with cheesecloth?"  No? 

If no one guesses the angle you have in mind, will you post it?  

(I do like Ghost of Sarah's caption!)

[MagnusTrask]

...taking a coffin break."

...suing the undertaker.  (It's an open and shut case.)"

...worming my way out."

So sorry! 

good ones.... you need a Henny Youngman delivery for those!

[Mysterious Benefactor]

If no one guesses the angle you have in mind, will you post it?  

Nope. I'll certainly acknowledge it if someone ever goes there. But I prefer to let someone pick up on it him/herself. 

[Midnite]

good ones.... you need a Henny Youngman delivery for those!

Yea, unfortunately, lol.  And thanks.

[Willie]

"I'd be...whining and crying so loud that they'd have to bury me TWELVE feet deep just to muffle the noise!"

[CallieWL]

I know they say dead people rest in peace, but if I had to spend eternity in this lumpy coffin, I'd be damned if I didn't turn off that stupid yellow light!

[Uncle Roger]

Be on the priority list for an Extreme Makeover.