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« on: May 22, 2007, 08:37:57 PM »

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Complete this phrase: "Liz couldn't help but notice that Miss Hoffman's wig was terribly askew - and the first thought that popped into her mind was that it was because..."


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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2007, 01:21:11 AM »

"Liz couldn't help but notice that Miss Hoffman's wig was terribly askew - and the first thought that popped into her mind was that it was because Miss Hoffman had flipped it."
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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2007, 04:06:41 PM »

it was because Miss Hoffman had....

been lying the entire time and she was really a MAN BA-BY!
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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2007, 11:54:34 PM »

...it was because Julia didn't use Krazy Glue to attach her wig to her head the way Liz did.
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2007, 07:23:15 AM »

"Liz couldn't help but notice that Miss Hoffman's wig was terribly askew - and the first thought that popped into her mind was that it was because..." The poor woman couldn't afford a proper hair piece and so must have cut off some dull horses tail and hoped it would pass as her natural hair.
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2007, 04:27:38 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2009, 03:06:05 PM »

... it was because Miss Hoffman was pretty askew herself.
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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2009, 09:00:06 PM »

... it was because Miss Hoffman was pretty askew herself.

I was thinking something like that...
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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2010, 02:39:04 AM »

"Ms Hoffman's research with her cousin on the book had gotten a bit...heated"

"the hallucinogens were starting to kick in"
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2010, 04:39:54 PM »

"Ms Hoffman's research with her cousin on the book had gotten a bit...heated"

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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2012, 03:46:49 AM »

The wig hadn't been the same since Neely O'Hara tried to flush it.
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