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« on: May 02, 2007, 06:04:42 PM »
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Complete this phrase: "David was shocked speechless for the first time in his life after Vicki explained that, instead of his usual lessons on History, Mathematics, Spelling and such, beginning that day she was going to teach him..."

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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2007, 03:45:57 AM »
"David was shocked speechless for the first time in his life after Vicki explained that, instead of his usual lessons on History, Mathematics, Spelling and such, beginning that day she was going to teach him..." All she knew about dating men. 
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2007, 03:52:12 AM »
Quote from: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on May 03, 2007, 03:45:57 AM
All she knew about dating men.

Which, considering her track record, probably wasn't very much.  ::)  David would be outside playing in a matter of no time!  ;D
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2007, 04:19:30 AM »
Quote from: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on May 03, 2007, 03:45:57 AM
"David was shocked speechless for the first time in his life after Vicki explained that, instead of his usual lessons on History, Mathematics, Spelling and such, beginning that day she was going to teach him..." All she knew about dating men.

I'm utterly shocked!   (original post not accepted because I put a spoiler warning into it, without "permission"!)
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2007, 06:01:33 AM »
"David was shocked speechless for the first time in his life after Vicki explained that, instead of his usual lessons on History, Mathematics, Spelling and such, beginning that day she was going to teach him, all about what she learned from Barnabas about the OLD House, and Josette"
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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2007, 05:23:59 PM »
"David was shocked speechless for the first time in his life after Vicki explained that, instead of his usual lessons on History, Mathematics, Spelling and such, beginning that day she was going to teach him about the versatility of denim and the immediate future of fashion.ā€¯
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 08:09:06 PM »
"how to count cards in blackjack"

"how to make tattoos using only a safety pin & ballpoint pen"

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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2010, 04:12:08 PM »
Quote from: Sara Monster on March 11, 2010, 08:09:06 PM
"how to make tattoos using only a safety pin & ballpoint pen"

 :o  Sounds painful - and dangerous. Who knew Vicki knew how to do such things? But then, perhaps that foundling home was more like a delinquents' home than we might ever suspect.  [lghy]
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2010, 10:13:57 PM »
... how to hide bulky objects in your clothing in case you time-travel.
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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2012, 05:00:23 AM »
How to convince people that you're a vapid, braindead ingenue. 
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