Episode #0284

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   

Complete this phrase: "Dave was aghast when Julia finally admitted that her fondest wish while they were in medical school had been to...!!"

[IluvBarnabas]

Dave was aghast when Julia finally admitted that her fondest wish while they were in medical school had been to get married, have 7 children, start a musical group and tour the country as the Von Woodard Family Singers.

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

"Dave was aghast when Julia finally admitted that her fondest wish while they were in medical school had been to...!!" Cram for midterms in human sexual anatomy useing their own bodies as study guides.

[MagnusTrask]

"...hypnotize the entire world into becoming her evil army, one by one... that and blowing Dracula..."   (sorry...)

[Mysterious Benefactor]

Absolutely no need to apologize, Magnus. If that word wasn't allowed, it would have been censored. And as we've mentioned many times, there are actually very few words that are censored. 

[Lydia]

Dave was aghast when Julia finally admitted that her fondest wish while they were in medical school had been to castrate the anatomy professor who promised to give her an A if she'd sleep with him.

Dave: Julia, are you trying to tell me that somebody actually wanted to sleep with you?

[Willie]

"...be a cheerleader and date all the football players.  But alas, all she got was this stinkin' Ph.D."

[Cousin_Barnabas]

Dave: Julia, are you trying to tell me that somebody actually wanted to sleep with you?

 

OMG!  I seriously laughed out loud when I read that.  It is written exactly how Gerringer would deliver it!  Props to you for nailing the original character's voice in your response! 

[Uncle Roger]

Boogaloo down Broadway