Harry Johnson - good at helping out around the house (please do not check references), "with-it" guy, good at recognizing an opportunity when he sees one (well, maybe not so good).
Victoria Winters - good with children. Not so good with other things. Extremely questionable taste in men. Friendly and talkative, up on all the latest sleeveless fashions.
Magda Racossi - Loyal, trusting, endures physical abuse well. Novice spell-caster, does not work well without direct supervision.
Barnabas Collins - available for night shift only. Gives orders well. Excellent management material.
King Johnny Romano - Very talkative, sharp dresser. Natural born leader. A bit too boisterous to get the job job done sometimes, requires salary commensurate with title - and if you forget the title, he'll be happy to remind you - "KING Johnny Romano".