Collinwood in a Porno Movie?????

[David]

 
 

Maybe Mistress Del Rio could assist Barnabas in the beating of Willie!

David

[sheenasma]

Well if you really want a one time porno queen who would have that Grayson look, I would say to go with Sharon Mitchell.

[Gothick]

Gerard was very handsome in those photos from that Festival.

I can imagine he'd look quite yummy, in or out of trunks!

As for porno, I thought one of the funniest lines in the Cheep Productions video "Save our Cemeteries" was when Julia tells Barnabas that Count Petofi is going to bulldoze Eagle Hill cemetery and open a peepshow on the property!

My favorite 70s porno is "Seven in a Barn."  David, I would think that that would be MUCH more your cup of cappucino.  I haven't seen the other films referenced in this thread and I do not understand why everyone keeps mentioning Ron Jeremy--I saw him in something in the laundromat a couple of years ago and the man looks and talks like a pigsty!

G.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

I saw him in something in the laundromat a couple of years ago

They show porn in laundromats nowadays? How progressive.    I'm thinking I might forgo the ease of doing clothes in my own washer/dryer and check out the local laundromats instead! 

[Gothick]

MB, dahling, you are TOO funny.

The Jeremy creature was on some "reality" TV show (we really need a new word to convey just what these programs present--it's nothing like the form of "reality" I know!).  There were some other washed-up "celebrities" in attendance as well; I think that Tammy Faye Bakker and a hideously bloated and aged Erik Estrada were among them.

G.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

The Jeremy creature was on some "reality" TV show

I figured the Surreal Life was the show were talking about - but I just couldn't resist the joke. 

(we really need a new word to convey just what these programs present--it's nothing like the form of "reality" I know!).

Indeed. 

[David]

 

Dear Gothick:

the thought of Ron Jeremy as Stokes is hilarious, though maybe Jeremy's personality is better suited to Sandor (the character, not the boards cousin!!!!)

For strictly self-pleasuring purposes, J. Brian's
Seven in A Barn or Boys in the Sand is more what floats my boat.
But for the purposes of this thread, can you
seriously imagine Casey Donavan as Angelique, beautiful blonde bombshell that he was?

Of course, Donavan & Al Parker could have enacted a scene in which Tom Jennings earns a little extra cash in Nick Blair's basement!

David

[MsCriseyde]

I figured the Surreal Life was the show were talking about - but I just couldn't resist the joke. 

(we really need a new word to convey just what these programs present--it's nothing like the form of "reality" I know!).

Indeed. 

One thing I do like about VH1's "reality" shows it that they do sort of wink at the notion that they are real, hence the title Surreal Life and their reference to their particular brand of shows as "celebreality."

To bring this back to DS, I know someone a while back who was making a concerted effort to contact VH1 to get them to invite a certain former DS child actor to be on the show, someone who would be recognized primarily for a certain film. 

[DLA75]

Traci Lords as Hallie Stokes she find another use of the Playroom for her and David. What would the Ghost of Gerard Stiles think?