Episode #0255

[Mysterious Benefactor]

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Complete this phrase: "This is a strange house, Samantha - there's a girl who doesn't want to become a bride, there's a former tough guy who's now as meek as a lamb, and then there's my brother who's a vampire. But the REALLY weird thing is..."

[Lydia]

"This is a strange house, Samantha...But the REALLY weird thing is the skeleton in the wall calling out, "Barnabas!  I'll be your Josette for you, if you'll just let me out of here!"

[IluvBarnabas]

"This is a strange house, Samantha...But the REALLY weird thing is the wobbling walls, the disappearing staircase and the unlocked doors and windows there were made to be shut up tight."

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

"This is a strange house, Samantha - there's a girl who doesn't want to be a bride,  a tough guy who's now a meek lamb, and then there's my brother a vampire. But the REALLY weird thing is, you and I are the only normal people here "London Bridge is fallin down."

[Mysterious Benefactor]

But the REALLY weird thing is, you and I are the only normal people here

   And isn't that the truth! 

[MagnusTrask]

"This is a strange house, Samantha - there's a girl who doesn't want to become a bride, there's a former tough guy who's now as meek as a lamb, and then there's my brother who's a vampire. But the REALLY weird thing is that I'm seriously considering switching governesses... retroactively!   I guess we're all weirdos!"

[CastleBee]

"This is a strange house, Samantha - …But the REALLY weird thing is that bobbing black thing on a stick that keeps following people when they talk."