Episode #0248

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

Complete this phrase: "Now, I'm going to close the lid of this coffin, and then you tell me if..."

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

 "Now, I'm going to close the lid of this coffin, and then you tell me if... the light comes on... this baby has all the bells and whistles.

[IluvBarnabas]

"Now, I'm going to close the lid of this coffin, and you tell me if....it's dark enough for you, because if it's not, I'll have to have Willie dig up another one for you."

[MagnusTrask]

"... it's too cramped, having that television camera in there with you!"

[CallieWL]

...and then you tell me if you can hear yourself screaming in there, in the dark, alone in a coffin.  Because I won't be able to hear you out here in the open once I leave the confined space in this little secret room.

[MagnusTrask]

"... I need to cut back on the smoking."

[Lydia]

Now, I'm going to close the lid of this coffin, and then you tell me if you hear the hinges squeak.  You don't, do you?...No, I thought not!

[Uncle Roger]

We need to make any adjustments because once you've left the showroom, there are no exchanges or refunds.

[MagnusTrask]

.. this is the most uncomfortable coffin you've ever been in."  (Ed Wood)

"... there's enough space in there to smoke like a chimney when no one's looking."

[McTrooper]

Hehe lots of funny ones above though I don’t get the smoking

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 . . . and then you tell me if __ you can smell the pine tree air freshener I put in, because I think it’s a dud __
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 . . . and then you tell me if __ it feels like spiders are crawling on your face __

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 . . . and then you tell me if __ it makes me look fat __

[MagnusTrask]

I was thinking of doing that last one...
J Frid would smoke in there I  think....

[McTrooper]

Oh okay.  I wouldn’t have guessed he’d be a smoker, but I suppose it was a different time back then. 

Hehe looks like great minds think a like.  I’m Frid asking that question Hehe ^_^