Episode #0248

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

Complete this phrase: Sam - "I'm telling you, Burke, I didn't imagine it - I saw it right outside that window as big as life - and it was..."

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

 "I'm telling you, Burke, I didn't imagine it - I saw it right outside that window as big as life - and it was...a ghost, or some kind of fairy, it saw me and made a gesture that was either suggestive or rude, depending on how drunk I am.

[IluvBarnabas]

"I'm telling you, Burke, I didn't imagine it - I saw it right outside that window as big as life - and it was....the Staypuff Marshmellow Man."

[verusselle]

"I'm telling you, Burke, I didn't imagine it - I saw it right outside that window as big as life - and it was...green...it had a tail...and it told me I could save hundreds on my car insurance."

[CallieWL]

Sam:  I'm telling you, Burke, I didn't imagine it - I saw it right outside that window as big as life - and it was the spitting image of me!
Burke:  That was your reflection.  No more booze for you tonight, buddy.

[Janet the Wicked]

Sam:  I'm telling you, Burke, I didn't imagine it - I saw it right outside that window as big as life - and it was the spitting image of me!
Burke:  That was your reflection.  No more booze for you tonight, buddy.

LOL!!!! Wicked!

[Lydia]

I'm telling you, Burke, I didn't imagine it - I saw it right outside that window as big as life - and it was doing the macarena with all eight tenacles.

[Sara Monster]

 "I'm telling you, Burke, I didn't imagine it - I saw it right outside that window as big as life - and it was Duffman, Buddy Holly & Santa Claus! ..And Maggie was with them! ..And-and-there was half-priced beer for all!"

[Uncle Roger]

Wearing an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini

[McTrooper]

 . . . a brown talking dog with black spots and a skinny red headed guys in a green shirt

[Uncle Roger]

The 50 Foot Woman