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Episode #0244
« on: March 01, 2007, 06:46:31 PM »
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2007, 07:09:37 PM »
Jason: Elizabeth, I'm going to give you a big, fat kiss and you're going to like it!

Elizabeth: Very well, then I'm going to give you a big, painful knee in the groin and YOU'RE going to like it.

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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2007, 07:18:39 PM »
Jason: Once we're married we'll go on our honey moon in the Bahamas that's where we will make sweet love!

Elizabeth: Oh? well you have a good  time making sweet love to yourself, I'll be here in Collinwood hoping your plane goes down.
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2007, 10:23:09 PM »
Jason: Elizabeth, I'm going to give you a big, fat kiss and you're going to like it!

Elizabeth: Very well, then I'm going to give you a big, painful knee in the groin and YOU'RE going to like it.

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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2007, 10:42:51 PM »
Elizabeth was not at all amused by Jason's latest blackmail threats while impersonating Jimmy Cagney...
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2007, 07:32:12 AM »
Liz:  I know you're lying, Jason, because your fingers are growing longer!

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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2024, 04:57:05 PM »
Jason: Look Elizabeth, I’m practicing for our wedding photos, what do you think?
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2024, 03:31:39 AM »
Jason: Look Elizabeth, I’m practicing for our wedding photos, what do you think?

Appropriate... for him!
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Re: Episode #0244
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2024, 11:11:17 PM »
Hehe yeah
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!