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« on: February 23, 2007, 05:05:35 AM »

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Complete this phrase: "David was shocked beyond belief when he looked through the Old House's drawing room window and saw that..."


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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2007, 02:49:11 PM »

David was shocked beyond belief when he looked through the Old House's drawing room window and saw that Cousin Barnabas was 'doing it' with a woman the boy couldn't quite see.
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2007, 02:59:43 PM »

You know what, I just thought of a way to improve on my caption for this one...

David was shocked beyond belief when he looked through the Old House's drawing room window and saw that Cousin Barnabas was 'doing it' with Mrs. Johnson!
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2007, 05:24:45 PM »

Cousin Barnabas was 'doing it' with Mrs. Johnson!

Well, I said they would make a perfect couple.  :D
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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2007, 07:05:50 PM »

David was shocked beyond belief when he looked through the Old House's drawing room window and saw Josette's ghost dancing with Willie Loomis.

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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2007, 10:27:04 AM »

David was shocked beyond belief when he looked through the Old House's drawing room window and saw that Barnabas had installed flashing neon lights, a wide variety of pinball machines, and a tap that ran hot and cold running blood.
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2007, 07:50:37 PM »

David was shocked beyond belief when he looked through the Old House's drawing room window and saw that Barnabas had installed flashing neon lights, a wide variety of pinball machines, and a tap that ran hot and cold running blood.

Disco Inferno?
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2007, 03:48:46 AM »

 "David was shocked beyond belief when he looked through the Old House's drawing room window and saw that...Barnabas and his father were Greco Roman wrestling in the buff!
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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2009, 12:00:03 PM »

"ghosts have needs"

"Wille's home improvement tools consisted of: a roll of duct tape, 3 dented nails & a staple gun"

"they were redoing the interior to resemble Pee Wee's Playhouse"

"the portrait over the fireplace had once again been changed, this time to a Velvet Elvis painting"

"Willie was standing in the middle of the Drawing Room, naked as the day he was born, rubbing jewels over his body"

"Barnabas wears bunny slippers"
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2009, 02:11:09 PM »

"Cousin Barnabas could probably explain what that movie Deep throat weas all about."
"Angelique had violated the space time continuum of the real non-fictional world by appearing before the writers had created her character."
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2013, 08:03:01 PM »

Casper wasn't the only friendly ghost
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