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« on: February 07, 2007, 05:44:36 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2007, 06:29:14 AM »

Jason:  (thinking)  Ooooh, get her!
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« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2007, 06:33:23 AM »

Jason asks Liz where she hid his Flomax.
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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2007, 01:27:57 PM »

"Stop making fun of Barnabas & Willie, Jason, I don't find it humorous and I won't have it!"
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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2007, 02:08:38 PM »

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ECS: "Oh no, not Nicholas Blair, not yet!   We're not ready!  The house isn't even colorized yet!"
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2007, 02:50:08 PM »

L: Jason, I've decided to turn myself in to the Sheriff for Paul's murder rather than marry you.
J: I was thinking we'd have the minister start by extolling the virtues of marriage....SAY WHAAAAAAT?!
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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2007, 05:42:22 PM »

Jason: I know you don't want me here, Liz, and you're doing your best to make sure that my stay here is not as pleasant as I would like it to be, but was it really necessary to put a thumbtack on the sofa for me to sit on? OW!

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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2007, 06:56:32 PM »

Jason: I know you don't want me here, Liz, and you're doing your best to make sure that my stay here is not as pleasant as I would like it to be, but was it really necessary to put a thumbtack on the sofa for me to sit on? OW!

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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2007, 07:29:51 PM »

J: Exsqueeze me?  Baking powder?
L: Sigh...Jason, you KNOW I loathe it when you do your Wayne's World imitation!   ::)
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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2007, 07:33:20 PM »

Jason: Haven't you figured it out yet,  Elizabeth? Paul Stoddard and I are twins! Why you never noticed the resemblance, I'll never know...
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« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2007, 05:40:33 AM »

Liz:  I'm glad you've volunteered to become director of public relations, Jason, because we've been having a trouble with our image in South America, so your first assignment will be to fly down to...that place in Brazil...and straighten things out.
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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2007, 05:48:35 AM »

Liz:  I'm glad you've volunteered to become director of public relations, Jason, because we've been having a trouble with our image in South America, so your first assignment will be to fly down to...that place in Brazil...and straighten things out.

That will improve their image in North America, too!   Continuing from there...

Liz:  "After all, failed kamikaze pilots need work, too!  Oh, what a giveaway!!"
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