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« on: January 31, 2007, 05:16:54 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2007, 05:38:41 AM »

BC: "You show up here without your easel and brushes?   You'd forget your head if it weren't screwed on, Mr. Evans!"
SE: "Wait, let me check..."
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2007, 02:45:49 PM »

LOL Magnus!
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S: Let me show you a new dance my Maggie taught me Mr. Collins. (singing) Y...M...C...A!  It's fun to stay at the Y...M...C...A!
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2007, 07:59:01 PM »

Sam sings Mitzi Gaynor classics from Rodgers and Hammerstein's South Pacific.
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2007, 09:12:59 PM »

The way you're touching your hair Mr. Evans..... it reminds me of an incompetent lawyer I once knew, many years ago.
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2007, 09:15:54 PM »

 [laughing4]  [thumbleft]
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2007, 09:23:26 PM »

SE: "Well, Mr. Conrad, if my armpits require periodic airing-out I can hardly be faulted for that, can I?!"
BC: "Your family and armpits...  Your daughter at the diner asked me to do something rather extraordinary to hers!" (sequel to obscure caption of mine)
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2007, 01:10:27 AM »

SE  Barnabas at least you don't have dandropp.  ::)
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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2007, 01:40:46 AM »

S: You put your hands behind your head like this and sit up, 'course, it works better to flatten your tummy if you're lying down!
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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2007, 02:38:33 AM »

Barnabas: Mr. Evans, I appreciate the offer, although I prefer you paint my portrait and forgo the lap dance.

Sam: Of course your right Mr.Collins, Maggie's always telling me work first play later.
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2007, 02:46:34 AM »

OMG, GOSC!  [stfl]
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2007, 07:52:22 PM »

Sam thinking: I've told him all my best jokes and he sits there like a bump on a log. Obviously this man has no sense of humor!

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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2007, 07:57:46 PM »

SE: "Would you like TOUPEE me now, or later, Mr. Conrad?"
BC: "Are you trying to tell me something, Mr. Evans?"
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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2007, 09:21:58 PM »

S: (singing) Give your body pleasure, Macarena.  Because your body is for giving it pleasure & good things, give your body pleasure, Macarena.  Ehhhh, Macarena!
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"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"
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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2007, 09:58:20 PM »

NO! NO!! NO!!! Not the Macarena!!!!

(But the caption IS funny.  [lghy])
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