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Episode #0222
« on: January 31, 2007, 06:13:22 AM »
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Re: Episode #0222
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2007, 03:50:02 PM »
M: (thinking) OMG, I'm wearing a SLEEVELESS dress!  I've been spending WAY too much time w/Vickie!   ::)
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Re: Episode #0222
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2007, 06:30:00 PM »
Maggie: Damn PMS!!!

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Re: Episode #0222
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2007, 06:31:54 PM »
I know I shouldn't have eaten the food at the Diner agagin.  >:D
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Re: Episode #0222
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2007, 07:14:29 PM »
Maggie: Ohhh, noooooo, I saw Joe holding hands with Carolyn Stoddard!

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Re: Episode #0222
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2007, 08:46:18 PM »
"Oh, !@#$%!  I didn't think I'd need Depends this soon..."
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Re: Episode #0222
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2007, 08:50:18 PM »
(You know a dirty caption is coming, you just don't know when...)
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

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Re: Episode #0222
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2007, 08:54:41 PM »
(You know a dirty caption is coming, you just don't know when...)

Why not now...?   >:D
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M: (thinking) These Ben Wa Balls are fantastic!   >:D

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M: (thinking) These Depends are tremendous!
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Re: Episode #0222
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2007, 05:52:45 AM »
Maggie: Oh-hhh!  And that's just the first setting!  I can't wait to try the other two!
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Re: Episode #0222
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2007, 11:02:36 PM »
When she had the house to herself, Maggie would pretend she was the lead in a hit broadway musical and sing her heart out.

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Re: Episode #0222
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2007, 11:09:59 PM »
"Yes, Carolyn, I'll become the new governess, that is, I'm almost completely convinced... a little to the left... no, your left... there!    Convince me MORE!"
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Re: Episode #0222
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2007, 11:21:52 PM »
That sly Carolyn! Offering Maggie the position of governess (when she knows Vicki would never simply up and disappear) just so she could have her way with Maggie.  ;)

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Re: Episode #0222
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2007, 11:47:55 PM »
That sly Carolyn! Offering Maggie the position of governess (when she knows Vicki would never simply up and disappear) just so she could have her way with Maggie.  ;)

You had to protect the time-line from any interference caused by my tendency to play it a bit loose with the facts, didn't you?    I can respect a good-natured continuity cop.   I play the role myself sometimes.   Thanks for cleaning it up for me, temporally speaking!
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Re: Episode #0222
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2007, 03:23:32 AM »
Maggie:  I must be seeing things!  Did that afghan just get up on its little green border squares and stick its tongue out at me?
Afghan (off-camera):  You idiot, you can't even tell the difference between a tongue and a finger!