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« on: January 16, 2007, 05:14:01 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2007, 05:32:20 AM »
Mrs. J: "Why yes, it's a... real apron, if that's what you mean...."
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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2007, 02:41:16 PM »
MrsJ: Mr. Maguire, would you kindly tell Mr. Loomis to remove his hands before *I* remove them?   >:(
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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2007, 09:00:01 PM »
No, no, no. Indigestion is more up here. What you're about the experience is a chest burster.
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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2007, 11:10:25 PM »
Quote from: arashi on January 16, 2007, 09:00:01 PM
No, no, no. Indigestion is more up here. What you're about the experience is a chest burster.

Mrs. J: "Well, whatever comes out, I'll boil it up, and serve it for dinner!  That saves me a trip to the market!"
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2007, 08:08:25 AM »
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Quote from: arashi on January 16, 2007, 09:00:01 PM
No, no, no. Indigestion is more up here. What you're about the experience is a chest burster.

Mrs. J: "Well, whatever comes out, I'll boil it up, and serve it for dinner!  That saves me a trip to the market!"

OMG! Totally gross mental images!

 Mrs. Johnson goes down in the basement and picks facehugger eggs like cabbages, then serves it boiled on a silver platter.  >:D
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2007, 11:43:36 AM »
Mrs J: My cooking gave you indigestion? MY cooking??
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2007, 12:39:46 PM »
Mrs. Johnson:  Why, Mr. Maguire, what makes you think that I  would take your autographed picture of Rock Hudson?
Jason:  Maybe the fact that I found it under your pillow - and I had the devil of a time cleaning the lipstick off of it!
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2007, 03:51:25 PM »
"No, Mr. McGuire, you lose your bet with Willie.  I most certainly never did get silicone injections from Dr. Woodard!" :o >:( 
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2007, 05:11:33 PM »
ME, you're accusing ME of posioning Willie and driving him away?  You think that's why he's disappeared. Well I NEVER!  >:D
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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2007, 06:39:12 PM »
Mrs J,  Me, your interested in Me.

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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2007, 06:52:48 PM »
Mrs. Johnson: No, I'm not THAT sex-starved.....look what happened the last time, I wounded up with that ninny Harry for a son! It's not worth it!
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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2007, 10:01:31 PM »
Mrs. J: You're telling me *I* need a nose job? Have you looked at your own lately?

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« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2007, 10:15:55 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2007, 07:32:04 PM »
Quote from: Lydia on January 20, 2007, 12:39:46 PM
Mrs. Johnson:  Why, Mr. Maguire, what makes you think that I  would take your autographed picture of Rock Hudson?
Jason:  Maybe the fact that I found it under your pillow - and I had the devil of a time cleaning the lipstick off of it!
Mrs J:  (pointedly) That wasn't my lipstick, Mr. Maguire....
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