A: Does this dress make me look fat?B; (thinking) There is no safe answer to that--I'll just sit here and look stoic.
BC: (at table, writing) "Voulez-Vous Couchez Avec Moi Ce Soir: Tales of Martinique's Favorite Pushover".... Chapter One..... Miss Yo-Yo Knickers* arrives on my doorstep in a Christmas Bow and Nothing Else..." (*stolen from Red Dwarf)