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« on: January 06, 2007, 11:17:50 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2007, 05:51:07 AM »

B: You know I hate it when you put on that 'dummy' face.

A: But you are a ventriliquist, AREN'T you?
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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2007, 04:19:31 PM »

A: Don't you roll the eyes in the back of your head at ME mister!   >:(

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LP: Um, Jon?  You really should use Head & Shoulders if you're going to wear black Inverness!
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« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2007, 11:23:03 PM »

Angelique:  I slaved over a hot stove for hours making that New England boiled dinner!  And you know what WON'T happen tonight if you don't eat it!
Barnabas: Yes, I know.  I WON'T throw up!
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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2007, 03:32:15 AM »

BC: (at table, writing) "Voulez-Vous Couchez Avec Moi Ce Soir: Tales of Martinique's Favorite Pushover".... Chapter One..... Miss Yo-Yo Knickers* arrives on my doorstep in a Christmas Bow and Nothing Else..."   (*stolen from Red Dwarf)
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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2007, 06:04:58 PM »

Angelique only ever did her tap dance routine behind Barnabas' back, because she knew how much it annoyed him.
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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2007, 08:46:16 PM »

A: Does this dress make me look fat?

B;  (thinking) There is no safe answer to that--I'll just sit here and look stoic.
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« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2007, 09:33:48 PM »

A: Does this dress make me look fat?

B;  (thinking) There is no safe answer to that--I'll just sit here and look stoic.

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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2007, 02:44:22 AM »

Angelique: I can't help it Barnabas! when ever you pout that cute cuddly pout it makes me want you more and more!

Barnabas: I'm sorry... but its the only way I know how to pout.
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2007, 10:49:24 PM »

BC: (at table, writing) "Voulez-Vous Couchez Avec Moi Ce Soir: Tales of Martinique's Favorite Pushover".... Chapter One..... Miss Yo-Yo Knickers* arrives on my doorstep in a Christmas Bow and Nothing Else..."   (*stolen from Red Dwarf)

Literal LOL. Yay for Red Dwarf references. Gazpacho soup!

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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2007, 11:13:54 PM »

"Barnabas, I would have much preferred it if you had said that with this dress on, I look like Eva Marie Saint in 'Raintree County' rather than Hayley Mills in 'Pollyanna.'" >:(
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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2007, 07:06:18 PM »

 :D LP: I wish I was still playing the vampire. I just loved it when I got to fang him from behind!

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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2007, 07:14:59 PM »

Angelique: If you had loved me back in Martinique, I wouldn't have had to curse you or your family....why didn't you love me?! WHY!!! And another thing why didn't you...

Barnabas (thinking): Just my luck. I didn't just marry a witch, I married a NAGGING witch...
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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2007, 08:05:07 PM »

A: Does this dress make me look fat?

B;  (thinking) There is no safe answer to that--I'll just sit here and look stoic.

This is great.

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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2007, 08:11:41 PM »

A. Barnabas I know that you hate me. I don't mind rough sex.

B. thinking. She will never give up, maybe she should try telemarketting

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