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Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« on: December 13, 2006, 06:05:26 AM »
I got a few candidates in mind....[spoiler]Reverend Trask for his merciless persecution of Vicki....I wanted to wipe the smirk off his face after she fainted when the judges convicted her and sentenced her to die.

The Reverend Gregory Trask....oh boy where do I begin with this guy....his cruelty to Rachel and Jamison and Nora, plotting Minerva's murder (and setting Tim Shaw up to be the fall guy), marrying Judith for her money then trying to drive her crazy by conjuring up Minerva's ghost to torment her...forget a slap in the face I think it would be too kind.....I think a good hard kick in his Adam's apples is more deserving for him!

Gerard Stiles (possessed by Judah Zachery)......forcing Daphne to marry him by bewitching her, setting Quentin up to catch them so he could be captured, then gloated to Quentin while watching him being led to his execution. I found myself wanting to put a knife in him myself like Leticia tried to do!

Jason McGuire....I will admit the guy was a charmer and there were times despite myself, I found myself liking him until the truth about Paul Stoddard came out. If I had been Elizabeth I would have found another poker and this time made sure I finished the job!

Angelique/Cassandra Collins.....her list of murderous mischief is too long to list, but I will say (and I am quoting Vicki here) she deserved a hell of a lot more than a slap in the face for causing the deaths of Sarah and Naomi with her curse. Killing an innocent child and your mother-in-law who went out of her way to be nice to you....that's just pure evil to me.

And, sorry to say, as much as I love him, Barnabas also needed some good smacks now and then for lots of reasons I am sure all of us can come up with....but especially for his man-handling of Julia when she was trying to cure him and his life-long obsession with Josette, he was constantly comparing every woman he met to her....I just wanted to do what Cher did in Moonstruck, slap him hard on both sides of his cheeks and say "Snap out of it!"[/spoiler]

What are you thoughts?
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2006, 08:14:13 AM »
Morgan.  With extreme prejudice.    Sky Rumson too.
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2006, 10:15:16 AM »
Adam.  If I had my way,

[spoiler]Eve would have killed Adam, instead of the other way around.[/spoiler]
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2006, 03:57:59 PM »
Just about everyone at one time or another deserved to be bitch-slapped!   [santa_evil]
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2006, 07:34:40 PM »
The first to come to (my) mind is 1970's parallel time Quentin.
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2006, 08:15:50 PM »
I would love to be Julia when she gives Cass the ol' red hand mark.
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2006, 04:50:58 AM »
Quote from: Brandon Collins on December 13, 2006, 08:15:50 PM
I would love to be Julia when she gives Cass the ol' red hand mark.

Ditto. My jaw literally dropped the first time I watched that episode.
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2006, 05:48:34 PM »
I would have liked to have slapped Angelique for medaling in people's affairs, mainly Barnabas's, Josette's and Jeremiah's! Not only did she ruin the relationship between Josette and barnabas, but she also changed Jeremiah's life forever, eventually leading to his death!  [santa_angry] Boy, she really deserved a slap then!
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2006, 07:06:07 PM »
David (Early, psycho version) - only I'd like to have him select a switch from the woods and then apply it to his lower set of cheeks.

Jason - The way he treated Liz annoyed the #$% out of me.

The first Willie: A good slap in the face followed by a swift kick in the pants.

Mrs. Johnson: She was quite the eves dropping irritant at one time.  She earned a couple of handprints on her face.

Harry Johnson: What a twit.

Buzz: Rymes with twit.

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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2006, 09:04:27 PM »
Angelique, but Julia already took care of THAT!
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2006, 09:12:41 PM »
Quote from: Charles_Ellis on December 14, 2006, 09:04:27 PM
Angelique, but Julia already took care of THAT!

Good one, Charles!  [santa_grin] [santa_cool]
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2006, 06:02:07 AM »
Quote from: BuzzH on December 13, 2006, 03:57:59 PM
Just about everyone at one time or another deserved to be bitch-slapped!   [santa_evil]

I'm with you on that one. I think most of the characters have, at some point, been the cause of me yelling at the screen, "Would someone just slap him/her already?!"

One particular moment that comes to mind, though, is when Jason is trying to remember the words to a toast while Liz is talking to him. I swear, if he'd gone on one minute more about what type of fruit tree it was that he had seen, I was going to reach through the screen and backhand him so hard it'd knock the brogue right out of him.
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2006, 11:15:10 PM »
Quote from: MrsMcGuire on December 15, 2006, 06:02:07 AM
I'm with you on that one. I think most of the characters have, at some point, been the cause of me yelling at the screen, "Would someone just slap him/her already?!"

One particular moment that comes to mind, though, is when Jason is trying to remember the words to a toast while Liz is talking to him. I swear, if he'd gone on one minute more about what type of fruit tree it was that he had seen, I was going to reach through the screen and backhand him so hard it'd knock the brogue right out of him.

Too funny!!  [santa_grin]
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2006, 12:49:40 AM »
I do wish Julia had slapped Barnabas once, just once, at least once.  .boy did that dude deserve it--- [santa_cool]
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Re: Which character would you love to give a good hard smack in the face?
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2006, 01:05:23 AM »
Amen to THAT, my dear Julia99!!!!

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