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« on: November 24, 2006, 11:02:12 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2006, 11:04:36 PM »

Adam's perfect recitation of the pledge of alliegiance goes unheard while Willie and Barnabas discuss Angelique's portrait.
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2006, 12:55:22 AM »

Barnabas: You were right Willie, these SEX jokes are hilarious!

Adam: Ss...ssse....sx....ex.....Sex! Sex! SEEEXXXXXX!!!
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2006, 01:07:25 AM »

W: Well, I thought I'd play some board games w/Adam, you know, to keep him occupied.
B: That's a SPLENDID idea Willie!  I'll join you, can we play "Mystery Date"?  I just LOVE that game!
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2006, 02:04:14 AM »

W: Well, I thought I'd play some board games w/Adam, you know, to keep him occupied.
B: That's a SPLENDID idea Willie!  I'll join you, can we play "Mystery Date"?  I just LOVE that game!

Lol, Buzz!  Barn DOES look that enthused.
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2006, 04:29:37 AM »

BC: "Willie, you imbecile!  A painting of a sunrise isn't going to hurt me any!"
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2006, 04:54:44 PM »

BC: "Willie, you imbecile!  A painting of a sunrise isn't going to hurt me any!"

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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2006, 08:07:06 PM »

Barnabas: You've done a wonderful job Willie! now lets go to  my room hang this on the wall, sit on my bed and look at it together.

Willie: I'd really like that Barnabas! just you and me.
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2006, 04:38:32 AM »

Barnabas: Great job Willie! Now all we have to do is hoist this portrait into Adam's cell and teach him about the pleasures of being a human man.
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2006, 10:01:06 PM »

Ever wonder what would have happened if, in a parallel world,  Bert Convey had been Barnabas and Jonathan Frid had hosted "Win, Lose or Draw"?  [hall2_rolleyes]
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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2006, 04:28:47 AM »

Willie:  Barnabas, I'm happy for you that you're not a vampire anymore, really I am.  But I'm tired of carrying a mirror around all the time so you can look at your reflection.
Barnabas:  I can't help it, Willie.  I just love counting my bangs!
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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2007, 03:13:00 AM »

Barnabas: WILLIE! Why are you taking my portrait into Adam's cell?

Willie: I'm gonna show him how to use it as a dartboard.

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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2007, 03:23:17 AM »

Barnabas: excellent Willie! here's a treat, open up and say yummy!
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