Episode #0483

[CallieWL]

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[IluvBarnabas]

Willie: Tell him I am not going back to work for him without a HUGE raise, fringe benefits, health insurance, vacation time and most importantly NO babysitting...don't like kids especially 8-feet tall ones!

[BuzzH]

Barnabas looked on in shock as Willie felt Julia up!  

[arashi]

I'm tellin' ya! That was just bags of oregano under my bed!

[MagnusTrask]

W: "I'm tellin' ya Doctah... if you don't return Barnabas's underpants, I'm gonna hafta tickle ya....   This may get ugly..."

[Zahir]

"What Mr. Barnabas is talkin' about, Doctuh, iz something called a manage a trio..."

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

Julia: Yes Willie, you are treated good here, its time to come home, to the Old House.  Barnabas can tuck you in bed, I can cook hospital food, when your not working you can run around in your jammies... deal?

Willie: It's a deal...  I like Barnabas ta tuck me in.

[Lydia]

Willie:  I've ripped out all the wiring.  The plumbing is next.  It's a big job, but don't you worry, Doctor, soon I'll have Windcliff fixed up just like the Old House.
Julia:  Barnabas, you're absolutely right.  It's time to release Willie and bring him home.  Today!

[CyrusL]

Willie: I promise ya both, I ain't never heard of no Fox network, and even if I did, I wouldn't participate in a TV special called, "What I Barnabas was a vampire..."   

[MagnusTrask]

Willie: I promise ya both, I ain't never heard of no Fox network, and even if I did, I wouldn't participate in a TV special called, "What I Barnabas was a vampire..."   

Good luck to Barnabas in his search for the real vampire.   (Not a funny subject for me usually though.)

[CastleBee]

Willie is so excited to show Barnabas and Julia his mastery of the Cat's Cradle he forgets to use string.

[dom]

Julia: "I don't care how big it is, Willie, Barnabas is still the only man for me!"

[Brandon Collins]

Willie: Nah don't make me slap that look off yer face Dactah Hawfman. I'll slap ya so hard Cassandra'll feel it!

[Alondra]

  Willie: Nah, Julia, I ain't comin' back to the Old House. See I got it good here. I got my own special nurse that does everythin' for me! Why would I come back to work for Barnabas an' get mistreated all the time? Whaddya think I am, some kinda masochist?

Alondra

[MagnusTrask]

Willie: Nah, Julia, I ain't comin' back to the Old House. See I got it good here. I got my own special nurse that does everythin' for me! Why would I come back to work for Barnabas an' get mistreated all the time? Whaddya think I am, some kinda masochist?

I see you're a proponent of the "Multiple Parallel Times" theory, which holds that somewhere, somehow, there's another parallel version of DS out there that makes more sense.