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« on: November 23, 2006, 03:45:41 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2006, 03:51:07 AM »
Jason: I'm going to be here a while Mrs.Johnson... I'll see you out of that dusting apron one of these days.

Mrs.Johnson: Oh really? you and what navy?
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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2006, 03:55:12 AM »
Jason: I'd like a double cheeseburger, two big macs, a large coke and super size fries...
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« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2006, 03:00:58 AM »
Jason:  Sarah Johnson...Sarah Johnson...Don't you have a son named Larry...that is...Barry?  Harry?  Charming fellow!  I know him well!  Salt of the earth!  Many's the convivial evening we've spent together!
Mrs Johnson:  Now I know you're bad news!
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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2006, 02:58:56 AM »
Mrs.Johnson: Your only a guest in this house Mr.Mcguire, try to remember that, and your not too old to get a sound spanking if you start any shenanigans...

Jason: please stop it Sarah, your just trying to cheer me up now arn't ya darlin.
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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2006, 05:37:57 AM »
Mrs. J: That's right Mr. Maguire, Mrs. Stoddard agreed to pay for your hookers, but only on the stipulation that she got to pick them out. So saddle up big boy, it's gonna be a long night.
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« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2006, 04:04:15 PM »
Quote from: arashi on November 29, 2006, 05:37:57 AM
Mrs. J: That's right Mr. Maguire, Mrs. Stoddard agreed to pay for your hookers, but only on the stipulation that she got to pick them out. So saddle up big boy, it's gonna be a long night.

ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!  Now THAT'S funny!  [laughing4] [stfl]  [cheers] [clap] [hello]
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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2006, 06:11:16 PM »
Mrs. J :  I'm late...
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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2006, 07:40:09 PM »
Quote from: CyrusL on November 29, 2006, 06:11:16 PM
Mrs. J :  I'm late...

OMG!  The VISUAL!!!!  My brain is burning!!  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :o
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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2006, 12:45:51 PM »
Mrs J: "Why, we're having boiled weasel, of course, sauteed with mayonnaise!  What else?"
JM: "Think of something else... I'm opposed to cannibalism!"
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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2007, 06:58:58 PM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on December 01, 2006, 12:45:51 PM
Mrs J: "Why, we're having boiled weasel, of course, sauteed with mayonnaise!

I'm way behind on reading this board and I just now saw this. OMG, I'm [stfl]
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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2007, 04:14:27 PM »
"Well, if you must  know, Mrs. Johnson, it is Grecian Formula that I'm using, and not Kiwi black shoe polish like Mike Wallace uses so profusely in his hair." [silly]
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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2007, 10:05:41 PM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on December 01, 2006, 12:45:51 PM
Mrs J: "Why, we're having boiled weasel, of course, sauteed with mayonnaise!  What else?"
JM: "Think of something else... I'm opposed to cannibalism!"

[laughing4] [cheers] Too perfect! He's a weasel alright!

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