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« on: October 10, 2006, 12:54:59 PM »
Hello Cousins!
My son is now seven moths old. I am doing fine.


What type of listings would the Collinsport Yellow Pages have?

Example: Blue Whale, Collinsport Inn, local gas stations

Any responses?

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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2006, 02:39:15 PM »
The Law Offices of Tony Peterson-angry young attorney  [hall2_smiley]
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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2006, 07:44:14 PM »
Congratulations!

"Speedy" Coffin Delivery, for that special client entering a new phase in life, who absolutely has to have that new coffin tonight.

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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2006, 07:52:39 PM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on October 10, 2006, 07:44:14 PM
"Speedy" Coffin Delivery, for that special client entering a new phase in life, who absolutely has to have that new coffin tonight.

God is that ever the TRUTH!!!   [hall2_grin]  They seem to be able to come up w/a coffin at the drop of a hat in Collinsport!   [hall_grin]
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2006, 07:54:56 PM »
Collinsport Afghan Rental Shop

The One Afghan For Everyone


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What type of listings would the Collinsport Yellow Pages have?
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2006, 08:05:14 PM »
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The One Afghan For Everyone
And this was pre-Febreze.  [hall2_grin]
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2006, 08:39:33 PM »
Collinsport Fine Wines and Spirits -
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2006, 08:44:36 PM »
Cassandra Wigs (I've actually seen a shop with this name in whacky old RL).

I can imagine Julia retired from Wyndcliffe in her Sixties opening a Head Shop over which she presides in purple yarn vests with red Chinese chopstickers in her hair.   I mean, with all those sedatives she was practically running a head shop in everything but name out of her bedroom in the Wood.

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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2006, 09:49:57 PM »
Oh Absolutely, G......if ever there was a town that cried out for Head Shops and Magikal Bookstores it's Collinsport!!!
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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2006, 10:30:09 PM »
Bert's Easy- Open coffins-for those who absolutely MUST roam at night. (Complete with small refirgerator for blood storange only $100 extra.)
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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2006, 10:36:05 PM »
THE COLLINSPORT DOCKS
Rendez-vous at the all-purpose Collinsport docks - just a quick dive from the Blue Whale.  We accept all forms of commerce from nautical to rough trade.  Doxie disposal fees quoted at request, baths by appointment or walk(fall)-in.  Distinguished gentleman available for escorting ladies of questionable repute - we won't drain you dry.  Call Collins Enterprises at 555-7734 for futher details.  Ask for Roger.   [hall_rolleyes]

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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2006, 02:22:09 AM »
OMG - these are all too funny - and spot on.  [hall2_grin]
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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2006, 07:53:14 PM »
Department Stores

Orbach's of Collinsport
    specializing in the latest (60's) styles--sleeveless A-line dresses [hall2_smiley]
     tweed sport coats for men [hall2_cool]

Paranormal Investigators [bonny_hand]

T. Elliot Stokes [skull_winks]
     available for ghostly investigations, seances [candle_in_skull_2]
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2006, 11:49:33 PM »
"Daisy" brand mayonnaise distributors.

    "the freshest mayo in town!"

'official' supplier to the collinsport diner.
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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2006, 12:02:50 AM »
 [thumbleft], mscbryk.  [hall2_grin]
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