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« on: October 06, 2006, 07:53:04 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2006, 08:21:20 AM »

JH: "Yes, Barnabas, I could cure you of vampirism... but acid reflux?!    How can you possibly expect such a thing of even such a medical miracle worker as moi?"
BC: "How you lost that Oscar I'll never know!"
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2006, 04:12:54 PM »

Barnabas and Julia practice their ventriloquist act for the town talent competition!
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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2006, 05:54:25 AM »

Barnabas:  On top of my curse I now am curst with really long fingers . . a fate certainly worse than death . .  [bonny_hand]
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2006, 04:19:08 PM »

Julia: Baranbas, what's the matter?

Barnabas: Well, let's just say I think my last victim may have been a bit past his "use by" date...(((burp))).
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« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2006, 04:50:13 PM »

Julia: Baranbas, what's the matter?

Barnabas: Well, let's just say I think my last victim may have been a bit past his "use by" date...(((burp))).
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« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2006, 05:55:57 PM »

BC: "RRRGH... OMG...I feel as if something's inside of me... trying to get out!!!"
JH: "It's your love for me, isn't it?   This is the happiest day of my life!!"
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2006, 12:26:16 AM »

During dress rehearsal, Grayson was tempted to whack Jonathan on the back with her script when he screwed up his dialogue for the third time.
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2006, 10:19:32 AM »

Julia:  I found it in an old trunk.  It's a letter from Josette to you, confessing she was pregnant by Reverend Bland, and that's why she eloped with Jeremiah.
Barnabas:  Good God!  If only I had known she had a weakness for webbed feet!
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2007, 10:10:47 PM »

Barnabas: How could I have forgotten to zip up my fly?! I'm so embarrassed!

Julia: Don't be, I'm not....
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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2007, 11:03:50 PM »

Barnabas comes down with a slight case of agita after trying some of Julia's homemade lentil soup. :o
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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2007, 07:10:25 PM »

Julia: Sorry, Barnabas, but I only carry sedatives in my medical bag. You'll have send Willie to the drugstore to get you some pepto bismol.

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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2007, 08:31:21 PM »

GH, Jonathan when you sing this use your Diaphragm

JF,  Me Ma Me Ma MOOOO  (up a half step, as to sharp or flat, music terms)

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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2007, 03:20:39 AM »

Julia: Barnabas, oh Barnabas! I'm worried Barnabas, what's wrong Barnabas?

Barnabas: Hard to believe, me a vampire and all but I've got a bad case of the hicups!
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« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2007, 04:54:18 AM »

J: "Gas, Barnabas?  I'll just position myself back here where your monster belches can do me no harm..."
B: (thinking, as evil Cobert cello music starts)  "Little does she know the fate that awaits her... yes, everyone who loves me shall die... but this way?!"
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