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Episode #0835
« on: October 02, 2006, 05:03:12 AM »
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Re: Episode #0835
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2006, 12:29:39 PM »
Stokes: Julia - why in the world are you choking yourself?

Julia: Well, it's just that Barnabas has been away so long and this makes him seem closer somehow.
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Re: Episode #0835
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2006, 03:49:56 PM »
S: Good heaven's, who IS that on the floor?
J: (sigh-gasp) It's...Barnabas!  He ate too much cheese!
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Re: Episode #835
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2006, 12:46:43 AM »
ES: "No Julia, I have no idea who perpetrated this evil experiment to create a cheese so pricey and pretentious that it kills the non-gourmet on contact!   Poor Willie..."
JH: "Cut the crap, Elliot!  (GASP!)  You're a mad scientist, admit it!"
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Re: Episode #0835
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2006, 03:02:12 AM »
Stokes:  My ancestor Ben Stokes wrote about lobster races in his diary, but I had no idea how exciting they were!
Julia:  Come on, Dover, move your bloomin' arse!

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Re: Episode 835
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2006, 03:14:58 AM »
Stokes: Julia - why in the world are you choking yourself?

Julia: Well, it's just that Barnabas has been away so long and this makes him seem closer somehow.

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Re: Episode #0835
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2006, 04:37:55 AM »
T.Elliot Stokes: Julia have you been losing weight? I think you just stepped out of your drawers!

Julia: Gasp! they arn't mine.. with  Barnabas away I knew he wouldn't mind.
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Re: Episode #0835
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2006, 02:57:25 PM »
Julia:  "Jeez Elliot, that's really...foul."
Stokes:  "Oh, just get the plunger.  I'm a large man, I eat a lot of cheese."

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Re: Episode #0835
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2006, 05:12:59 AM »
Professor Stokes: I can't believe Barnabas doze off in the middle of my new novel, Lifestyles of the Rich and Unnatural....it's number one on the best-seller lists!

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Re: Episode #0835
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2006, 05:22:16 PM »
Stokes: Good God! That looks like a mans---but it's plastic, Julia!
Julia: (covering) Yes! I know! It must've dropped out of Maggie's purse when she came by earlier. I'll return it to her.
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Re: Episode #0835
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2006, 06:40:25 PM »
Stokes: Good God! That looks like a mans---but it's plastic, Julia!
Julia: (covering) Yes! I know! It must've dropped out of Maggie's purse when she came by earlier. I'll return it to her.

LOL!  Too much!   [laughing4] [stfl]
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Re: Episode #0835
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2009, 03:43:08 AM »
Julia could do nothing but quickly try to figure out & give a reasonable explanation to Elliot as to why Barnabas was day-sleeping, in a kiddie pool, clutching a dark haired blow-up doll while Josette's music box played in a neverending loop in the backround.