Episode #0002

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:

Cameraman: This ledge isn't really wide enough for both the camera and me.  Could we get some scaffolding here?
Dan Curtis: That's not in the budget, so here's what we'll do instead: ________

Cameraman: This ledge isn't really wide enough for both the camera and me.  Could we get some scaffolding here?
Dan Curtis: That's not in the budget, so here's what we'll do instead: the first AD will stand on the shoulders of the second AD and you'll stand on his shoulders - then Lela will stand on the shoulders of my assistant and Lela will hold the camera up!!