Episode #0269

 

Complete this phrase: "Burke was shocked to the depths of his very soul when his private investigator uncovered the deepest, darkest, most scandalous secret in all of Collinsport - that..."

"Burke was shocked to the depths of his very soul when his private investigator uncovered the deepest, darkest, most scandalous secret in all of Collinsport - that...hey, wait a minute...the guy wants 120 bucks an hour plus expenses?!?"

"Burke was shocked to the depths of his very soul when his private investigator uncovered the deepest, darkest, most scandalous secret in all of Collinsport - that his previous self played by another actor was leading a double life! What does that even mean, asked Burke...."

Burke was shocked to the depths of his very soul when his private investigator uncovered the deepest, darkest, most scandalous secret in all of Collinsport - that...Willie Loomis went to the same plastic surgeon he did!

LOL! Those are all great. 

"the Collins steal cable"

"6 trick-or-treaters were seriously injured back in the early 60s when Collinwood still used 'the hounds' for security"

"Bob the Bartender is wanted in 20 states for various charges including manslaughter"

"Roger was born with a tail"

"Burke is a great big dufus."

That, in prison, he was voted most likely to drop the soap.