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Episode #0269
« on: April 05, 2007, 05:25:06 PM »
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Complete this phrase: "Burke was shocked to the depths of his very soul when his private investigator uncovered the deepest, darkest, most scandalous secret in all of Collinsport - that..."

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Re: Episode #0269
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2007, 06:07:46 PM »
"Burke was shocked to the depths of his very soul when his private investigator uncovered the deepest, darkest, most scandalous secret in all of Collinsport - that...hey, wait a minute...the guy wants 120 bucks an hour plus expenses?!?"

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Re: Episode #0269
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2007, 08:11:37 PM »
"Burke was shocked to the depths of his very soul when his private investigator uncovered the deepest, darkest, most scandalous secret in all of Collinsport - that his previous self played by another actor was leading a double life! What does that even mean, asked Burke...."
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Re: Episode #0269
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2007, 09:42:55 PM »
Burke was shocked to the depths of his very soul when his private investigator uncovered the deepest, darkest, most scandalous secret in all of Collinsport - that...Willie Loomis went to the same plastic surgeon he did!

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Re: Episode #0269
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2007, 04:31:29 AM »
LOL! Those are all great.  ;D

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Re: Episode #0269
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2009, 03:44:05 AM »
"the Collins steal cable"

"6 trick-or-treaters were seriously injured back in the early 60s when Collinwood still used 'the hounds' for security"

"Bob the Bartender is wanted in 20 states for various charges including manslaughter"

"Roger was born with a tail"

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Re: Episode #0269
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2009, 01:23:36 PM »
"Burke is a great big dufus."
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Re: Episode #0269
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2016, 04:06:27 AM »
That, in prison, he was voted most likely to drop the soap.
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