Episode #0658

[Heather]

 

[Jackie]

Julia talking on the phone: "I told you Barnabas, I wasn't speeding.  I accidently hit the accelerator instead of the brakes. But this buffoon doesn't believe me."

 

[ClaudeNorth]

Julia:  "David...David...I get only one phone call, so will you please stop joking around and put your Father or your Aunt Elizabeth on the phone?"

[Connie]

Julia:  "No, no, I said I was LISTENING."

Quentin:  "Ohhhhh!  We must have a bad connection.  I thought you said you were soliciting."

[Connie]

"No Amy, no.  I don't want to hear how things have changed since I've been in the "big house".  Cut the crap and put Chris on the phone."

[Heather]

"Yes you heard me right, Barnabas...soliciting! {gasp} Just get down here, NOW. And the next time you lose your cane by the docks, you can fly over there and find it yourself!"

[BuzzH]

Julia, intent on getting to the bottom of why there were so many Sherriff Pattersons, calls in a favor from her buddy J. Edgar.

[McTrooper]

The Sheriff had a nasty habit of leaving his Donut-rette gum (for his donut addiction) all over the floor.
Julia had to keep a sharp eye out to avoided stepping in it.  

[nightshadows342]

Julia(calling 911: Oh yes! It's an emergency! {Gasp!} his hair is all gone! he needs hair replacement therapy, desperately!

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

Julia: Yes, I would say its an emergency... I was just arrested by the hair style patrol, I'll be needing the works, stat!