Episode #0969

 

Complete this phrase: "As the minister performed what he was asked to do at Collinwood, he thought it was the oddest ceremony he'd ever conducted because...!!"

"... because the groom was dressed as a theater usher!!"

"... because the groom struck him as nothing more than a cheap, insufferable pig!!"

"... because the wedding couple's attendants and quests, both male and female, were dressed in black and wielding extremely large scepters, and using those scepters to commit acts that he'd never thought possible!!"

Even though everyone else was home, no one was willing to come downstairs.

"... because the groom was dressed as a theater usher!!"

This point cannot be overemphasized, as far as I'm concerned...!

Even though everyone else was home, no one was willing to come downstairs.

Too true!!