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I wonder if there was a spot in Collinsport, Maine which was NOT haunted?  [Hallo_Costume] [ReallyScary]

I noticed that the writers of this article selected the Pine Barrens, also known as “The Pineys,” a vast area of marshland not far from Atlantic City, as the scariest area in New Jersey. This area was also the alleged birthplace of the Garden State’s most famous monster, The Jersey Devil, a chimerical creature with the head of horse, wings, talons and a tail. This mythical creature has supposedly been spotted over the years throughout southern New Jersey. Apparently, The Jersey Devil has displayed enough common sense NOT to fly near either Satriale’s Meat Market in Kearney, NJ or the Bada-Bing Men’s Club in beautiful Lodi, NJ on Route  17 South, knowing that Mr. Anthony Soprano of North Caldwell, NJ would NOT be pleased at all with The Jersey Devil’s presence in either of those two northern New Jersey
communities.

If DS had remained on the air after 1971, I wonder if Dan Curtis might have “borrowed” the Jersey Devil concept on the show, possibly renamed as “The Collinsport Chupacabra”?  [hall2_huh] [hall2_rolleyes] [ReallyScary]

Oh yeah, both Christopher Moltisanti and the irrepressible Paulie Walnuts once spent an extremely terrifying and absolutely frigid night in The Pineys in, arguably, the greatest Sopranos’ episode of all time, “Pine Barrens.”  [Winking_Monster] [FangedDevil] [8_1_1]

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I agree with the venerable Svengoolie that the Wolf Man was, by far, the scariest Universal Films movie monster. As Svengoolie points out, the werewolf is a snarling, vicious and relentless creature, much like a pit bull, which will indefatigably pursue you until it literally rips you to shreds!

I remember the first time I ever saw “”Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein” (probably THE greatest comedy/horror film ever made) as a little boy, I was absolutely terrified watching the late, great Lou Costello just barely avoid being eviscerated by the savage and truculent Wolf Man as the roly-poly comedian blithely and oh-so-cluelessly sauntered around Lawrence Talbot’s hotel room.  [nods] [Were_Vamp] [Hallo_Costume] And, don’t get me going on how Carolyn Stoddard barely avoided getting “sliced-and-diced” when she was cornered by the werewolf in her mother’s mausoleum, until Barnabas saved her just in the nick of time with his trusty silver wolf’s head cane!!!  [Hall_RIP] [female_skull] [Were_Vamp]

I mean, with Dracula you just had to hold up a cross (or a Star of David) to fend off a thirsty vampire (depending on that vampire’s particular religious affiliation) as we had seen Julia, Willie, the Rev. Gregory Trask do so many times on DS.  [VampInCasket] [bat7628] [HapHalloVamp]

And, as Svengoolie also very perceptively points out, both the mummy and the Frankenstein monster were both kind of slow and awkward, so even as a sexagenarian/septuagenarian, you could probably still outrun those “two slow boats to China.”  [Creeping] [Creeping]

Of course, with the Creature from the Black Lagoon, I agree with Mr. Svengoolie, that so long as you avoided the shoreline at Findley’s Cove, Shipwreck Point or Collinsport Bay, you probably wouldn’t ever encounter the gillman on dry land, like, say at Brewster’s Department Store, the Eagle Hill Cemetery or even at the great house of Collinwood itself. Although, you might want to avoid the Blue Whale or the House-by-the-Sea, considering how very close to the water, those two popular Collinsport points of interest were.
 [8_1_203] [hall2_rolleyes] [hall2_shocked]

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Calendar Events / Announcements '24 I / Re: Lara Parker
« on: October 16, 2023, 08:10:40 PM »
This is shocking news. First, it was Terry Kirkman, leader of The Association, then actress Suzanne Somers and now the beautiful, talented and unfailingly gracious Lara Parker.

Requiem aeternam, Ms. Parker.

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Calendar Events / Announcements '24 I / Re: Kate Jackson News
« on: October 16, 2023, 06:20:23 AM »
As a sexagenarian myself, I hear you, Gerard. “Scarecrow and Mrs. King” was a pleasant, fair-to-middling 1980s tv show. However, I do remember actor Bruce Boxleitner as the official commercial spokesperson for those highly informative Toppix commercials, a product Judah Zachary would have loved having to personally use in 1692, no doubt!  [carv_pump] [devil2]

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Calendar Events / Announcements '24 I / Re: Kate Jackson News
« on: October 15, 2023, 05:44:41 AM »
$62.00 for a lousy book; talk about chutzpah!  [devil2]

Why, Sarah Johnson and Judith Collins-Trask, those two notoriously “frugal,” longtime residents of Collinsport, Maine, would be ABSOLUTELY turning over in their graves if they knew someone was charging such an outrageous fee for some book about a tv show most Americans under the age of thirty probably never even heard of!!!  [ReallyScary] [Hallo_Costume] [ScaredGhost]

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Thanks, Anne,

While the late Mr. Michael appeared on many tv shows, I still think that the late Dennis Patrick is the DS alumnus with the most tv guest appearances. Mr. Patrick was a native of Rhode Island. It’s too bad that he never got to play a contemporary character on DS. Hailing from Rhode Island, he would have fit right in with Thayer David and Frank Schofield for performing with an authentic New England accent.

Uncle Roger,

That’s awful that Ms. Wallace suffered an injury during that performance in Connecticut. Didn’t she also get injured while appearing in a play in Georgia (I think) with Jonathan Frid? I spoke briefly with Ms. Wallace at one of the NYC Festivals. Ms. Wallace was extremely friendly and gracious. Everyone I know who has met her has said what a wonderful lady she is.

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Hey gang,

So, I’m watching an episode of the great comedy series, “Frasier,” on COZI-TV the other night, and we see the unfailingly urbane Dr. Frasier Crane enjoying dinner at a Seattle restaurant with his attractive date, when the owner of the upscale Italian restaurant informs his customers that it’s the 50th anniversary of his wedding day, resulting in enthusiastic applause from the diners. Now, I’m looking at this older man with the gray hair and beard and he looks very familiar to me. And, suddenly, it hits me, it’s the flamboyant, sartorially-splendid and eternally ESL-challenged King Johnny Romano!

Yes, it was DS actor Paul Michael, who was killed off far too soon as King Johnny Romano, leader of the Romani tribe. Mr. Michael appeared in an especially memorable episode of DS during the 1897 storyline, when he (as King Johnny) and Istvan, the mute and muscular gypsy, were about to enter the secret room of the Collins Family Mausoleum to put Magda Racosi on trial for stealing the fabled Hand of Count Petofi. Well, just as King Johnny says to Magda, “Open the door, Magda. Open the door,” a studio light literally explodes rather loudly, and we see Paul Michael, Grayson Hall and Henry Baker noticeably flinch as the d@mned light goes kaboom! I always found that to be very funny and one of DS’s great unscripted moments!

Paul Michael, much like fellow DS actor Dennis Patrick, appeared in many television shows, like “Kojak,” Hill Street Blues” “Seinfeld” and “Dragnet” to name a few. Mr. Michael also appeared mfrequently on stage in plays like “Zorba the Greek” and as Tevye in “Fiddler in the Roof.” Mr. Michael was married to actress Marion Ross, who portrayed the beloved Mrs. Marion Cunningham on “Happy Days” for many years and also appeared on stage in “Arsenic and Old Lace” with Jonathan Frid.

Even though Mr. Michael appeared in only a few episodes of DS as the “slightly” over-the-top King Johnny, and much like fellow DS actor Michael Hadge in his portrayal of the immortal hippie/motorcyclist Buzz Hackett, I believe that DS fans will never forget the larger-than-life King Johnny Romano!  [Hallo_Costume] [Winking_Monster]

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I almost forgot that Paramount+ has Perry Mason commercial free. And I have Paramount+, so I just watched the first half. And here's a screen capture of DP featuring his patented sneering grin -


- and one of his other patented talents: playing a dead body -



DP got to play one of his vicious bullies, something he always did so well. And on a show like Perry Mason, you just knew that sort of character wasn't long for the world.  [easter_wink]

And if you don't have Paramount+ but you're still interested in watching the ep, and if you have access to Freevee or Pluto TV, Perry Mason is also available on those services, though with commercials. Just track down Season 2, Episode 27, "The Case of the Deadly Toy"...

Regarding that first photograph of Mr. Patrick, I wonder if Elvis Presley caught that particular episode of “Perry Mason” and The King of Rock & Roll “borrowed” Dennis Patrick’s wonderful sneer?  [easter_huh] [easter_rolleyes] [easter_cool]

And, with that dark head of hair, doesn’t Dennis Patrick resemble Paul Stoddard (circa 1949) sans the moustache?  [easter_wink]

PS KLS wrote about Dennis Patrick’s wonderfully prolonged and scene-stealing death scene after Jeb Hawkes (in his “higher form”) “slimed” Paul Stoddard to death, much to Dan Curtis’s great annoyance!  [nods]

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Were there any 1960s/1970s/1980s American tv shows that the late, great Dennis Patrick was NOT on?  [easter_huh] [easter_rolleyes] [easter_wink]

Okay, Mr. Patrick might not have guest-starred on “Gilligan’s Island,” “The Montefuscos” or “Punky Brewster,” but, I’m not even sure about that. Nevertheless, Mr. Patrick truly was “Mr. Ubiquity of American Television.”  [Bunny Thumb Up]

PS Nancy Kulp, a/k/a “Miss Jane,” I’m in love!  [easter_kiss] [Easter Bunny 2] [easter_kiss]

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Calendar Events / Announcements '24 I / Re: Lara on Barnaby Jones
« on: September 22, 2023, 01:15:58 PM »
Well, I see a definite similarity, but I don't think he looks that much like him.

I think that all gray-haired men pretty much look alike, provided that they still HAVE hair on the tops of their heads!  [easter_shocked] [easter_wink]

No doubt, warlock Judah Zachary was absolutely delighted when, after over 150 years as a decapitated “chrome-dome,” he now had a Ronald Reagan/Charles Bronson head-of-hair, thanks to the positively mop-haired Gerard Stiles (a/k/a “Ivan Miller”).  [Bunny Thumb Up] [Jumping Bunny]

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Calendar Events / Announcements '24 I / Re: Lara on Barnaby Jones
« on: September 21, 2023, 09:58:57 AM »
Not sure I get it -- did Anderson look like him?  I have a vague recollection of what he looked like, but not enough to tell if there was a similarity.

Josette,

John Anderson and Barnaby Jones (Buddy Ebsen) could have been twins! There’s a picture of John Anderson over on his page on the Wikipedia site.

Bob

PS I remember seeing the great Robert Klein just before the 2012 US presidential election and Mr. Klein commented that he thought Mitt Romney looked “like a spoiled fraternity boy.” So, I guess that there’s a similarity (facially and otherwise) between the retiring US Senator from Utah and renowned publisher Schuyler Rumson, Angelique Bouchard’s former “better” half.  [easter_rolleyes] [easter_kiss] [easter_evil]

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Calendar Events / Announcements '24 I / Re: Lara on Barnaby Jones
« on: September 20, 2023, 05:23:37 PM »
When the late US Congressman John Anderson ran for POTUS in 1980 against President Jimmy Carter and former California governor (and star of “Bedtime for Bonzo”) Ronald Reagan, late-night host Johnny Carson quipped that Mr. Anderson was at a disadvantage because the American people were quite understandably confusing him with Barnaby Jones.  [easter_huh] [easter_undecided] [easter_rolleyes]

PS I wonder who everyone at Collinwood and in Collinsport would have voted for in 1980? And, would everyone be “slightly” disappointed today with the presumptive Democrat and Republican presidential candidates in 2024?  [nods] [easter_angry] [easter_shocked]

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Josette,

Belated Happy Birthday Wishes!

Hey, I saw that the New York Yankees were playing your beloved Pittsburgh Pirates last night. It immediately brought back memories of when I was a little boy in 1960, visiting at my friend’s house, where his family, all diehard Yankee fans, were watching game number 7 of the World Series. Let me tell you, I have NEVER seen people SO upset after seeing Bill Mazeroski hit that game-winning, World Series-winning home run off of Yankee relief pitcher Ralph Terry. Talk about the agony of defeat!  [easter_grin] [easter_rolleyes] [easter_wink].

Bob

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Yes, I remember seeing the lovely Melody Anderson being interviewed about her change of careers. As I recall, Ms. Anderson was not very pleased when, after Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans and several southern states and hundreds of New Orleans residents were evacuated to the old Astrodome in Houston, former First  Lady Barbara Bush said at that time, that those New Orleans residents were probably much better off in the overcrowded Astrodome than if they had all remained in storm-devastated New Orleans. Ms. Anderson opined that the condescending-sounding Mrs. Bush might have just as well said, “Let them eat cake.”

That’s very funny about the two women named “Edwina Lewis.” It reminds me of the jokes made at the annual Friar’s Club, where comedian Billy Crystal would ask if the seemingly ageless Abe Vigoda was still alive. 

When Mr. Vigoda was only 51, he appeared in “The Godfather” as late-sixty-something mobster, Salvatore Tessio. And, on DS, Mr. Vigoda (at age 48) portrayed the 87-year-old jeweler, Ezra Braithwaite and, later, the also elderly Otis Green. On, “Barney Miller,” Mr. Vigoda also portrayed the much older (age 63) NYC Police
detective, Phil Fish.

It seems that the former DS actor was quite adept at portraying much older characters throughout his long and distinguished career.

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Another performer, who transitioned from acting to psychotherapy is Regina Baff. I saw Ms. Baff in the Ira Levin play, “Veronica’s Room,” an eerie production, which both Nicholas Blair and Judah Zachary would have thoroughly enjoyed. The great Arthur Kennedy and the great Eileen Heckart (also of “The Bad Seed” fame) also appeared in this gripping and disturbing thriller.

Regina Baff appeared as a partygoer in “The Great Gatsby” along with KLS and Robert Redford and Mia Farrow. You might also remember Ms. Baff as the kindhearted wife of the suicidal law student in “The Paper Chase” with Timothy Bottoms and John Houseman.

Anyway, Ms. Baff attained a Ph.D. in psychology and is now a psychotherapist in NYC. Maybe she’s also been a guest on Robin Lane’s radio program?