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Current Talk '02 II / Re: Dark Shadows T-Shirts
« on: September 06, 2002, 06:27:11 PM »
ADAM:  "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing"

ATTENDEES OF COLLINS FAMILY REUNION: "The gene pool could use a little more chlorine"

PROF. STOKES:  "I must be a proctologist, because I work with buttheads!"  

JULIA:  "Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route"

TOM JENNINGS:  "Humans---the other white meat"

BARNABAS:  "In dog years...I'm dead"

BOB THE BARTENDER:  "Finish your beers...there are sober people in China!"  

LIZ:  "Out of my mind...Back in 5 minutes"  

JEFF CLARK:  "Hair today.... gone tomorrow"  

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Current Talk '02 II / Re: The New Vicki: Is It Just Me...?
« on: September 05, 2002, 06:16:17 AM »
she kind of reminded me of Molly Shannon on SNL

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Current Talk '02 II / Re: Liz's death obsession
« on: September 03, 2002, 09:50:33 AM »
Oh my goodness.. can you imagine not only fearing you are going to be buried alive but then to be told you are going to be embalmed alive...yikes!  [shkdy]  [shkdb]  [shkdg]

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Testing. 1, 2, 3... / Re: Multiple Colors
« on: September 03, 2002, 09:33:08 AM »
the way I finally did it was to keep adding . . . (dot dot dots) between Happy Birthday and the !!!.... guess the dots  eventually spaced it out okay so it would work... and it did take a lot of time..lol   But I was waiting for tripwire to come online so played around with it.. when I finally got it to work.. I copied it and pasted it into a wordpad document and saved it.. now whenever someone has a birthday and I want to use it again.. just copy and paste it.. doesnt take but a minute then

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Current Talk '02 II / Re: CELL CATCH
« on: September 02, 2002, 11:11:44 PM »
LOL  that's too funny tripwire!   [rollr] [scrm] [spin] [rollr]

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Testing. 1, 2, 3... / Re: Multiple Colors
« on: September 02, 2002, 06:01:28 PM »
I have had the same problem Josette..  never could figure out what the problem was.

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Current Talk '02 II / Re: Wishes for the people of the 70s
« on: September 01, 2002, 07:23:47 PM »
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I believe Willie had to give Adam sponge baths.  It wasn't just being forced to bring food to the big guy that pissed off Willie, it was JEALOUSY!  Heh heh heh.

"Willie hurt Adam!"   [cryg]

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Current Talk '02 II / Re: Donnie B. Today
« on: August 30, 2002, 07:57:53 AM »
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:DDo they still make those awful rain bonnets? My aunt says no and treats hers like it was made of gold. :-/Paul

My mom wore those too, but even worse... she would get her hair "fixed" once a week at the beauty parlor and in order to maintain it til the following week, it was carefully wrapped every night in gobs of toilet paper until it was the size of a beehive before she went to bed... nothing was getting to that hair to mess it up! The terrible part was when we girls came home from a date, there was mom poking her beehived head out the back door to check on us.. arrrrgh! [silly]

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Current Talk '02 II / Re: Wishes for the people of the 70s
« on: August 30, 2002, 02:01:13 AM »
thats what I thought I heard as well...maybe she said telephone and it came out like telphone which sounded like cellphone   ::)

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Current Talk '02 II / Re: There's something to be....
« on: August 29, 2002, 11:04:38 PM »
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My apologies, Bob, you're right. Looking the way she does, I'd say Eve could even get 5-dollars and 25-cents


6-dollars and that's my final offer!!  oops what am I saying??  I have been over at Ebay too long! [shckd]

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Current Talk '02 II / Re: Things that makes you say hummm...
« on: August 29, 2002, 12:27:06 AM »
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Well, can't he just make a new one?  Is he only allowed just one?  It's obvious that the mirror in question came with the house.

 He ordered one from his "Witches, Warlocks and Wizards" catalog, but there is such a demand for magic mirrors that it is on backorder.   :-/

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Calendar Events / Announcements '02 II / Re: Happy Birthday kuanyin
« on: August 27, 2002, 06:26:23 PM »


HAPPY BIRTHDAY![/COLOR][/FONT]

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Current Talk '02 II / Re: Holy sheets and curtains, MB!!.........
« on: August 26, 2002, 07:03:52 AM »
yeah thats what it is...a finger pointing at us! "Always lurking in the shadows watching YOU!"
 :o

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Current Talk '02 II / Re: Holy sheets and curtains, MB!!.........
« on: August 26, 2002, 04:35:16 AM »
or is it a bear eating a hotdog?  lol  


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Current Talk '02 II / Re: Holy sheets and curtains, MB!!.........
« on: August 26, 2002, 04:30:43 AM »
I hope that is a wolf throwing back its head and howling.. cause if it's not... I shudder to think what it might be!

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