The usually cooly dispassionate Dr. Hoffman just about loses it, after taking a gander at Carolyn's floral print, quilt/dress fashion faux pas! 

Reviewing several of the 1995 books that Barnabas and Julia were able to take back with them to 1970, Barnabas does not realize that his eyeballs are about to pop out as he opens the first page of a photo-illustrated tome entitled "Sex," by one, Madonna Ciconne! 

As the bartender announces last call at The Blue Whale, Victoria, in typical dense fashion, tells Sam that she doesn't understand why he's crying.

Yes, you'd think for someone who grew up in New York City, Vickie would be just a tad more sophisticated (read: sentient) in her dealings with other people.

The fact that Vickie also told Sam, that he reminded her of a bearded Ray Milland in "The Lost Weekend" certainly did not help the situation. 

Roger, in a moment of inner dialogue: "Good Lord, this fellow Garner is almost as great an insufferable bore as is Judge Crathorne, when he waxes 'nostaligically' about his days in the Skull &  Bones Society!"

As Burke silently seethes, Vickie regrets ever having suggested that they go see Don Rickles in concert, especially after Rickles declared, that sitting there next to Vickie in the audience, Burke looked just like Frank Gifford sitting next to Kathie Lee!

"I'll help you, Chris, under one condition. Lose the robe and give me what I've been craving for the past 175 years. Otherwise, you can bay at the moon until the cows come home."

Oh, wow, that IS too funny!  Kudos to you on a thoroughly wicked and incredibly politiclly-incorrect, yet, uproariously funny, and "candid" comment from the "reluctant" vampire!

"My God, walking out of the room that way, with the lights shining down on your shiny, blond hair like that, you look just like my sister, Constance!"