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Title: Episode #0257
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 21, 2006, 12:22:33 AM

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Title: Re: Episode #0257
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 21, 2006, 12:24:56 AM

Good evening, Madam. I'm collecting money for the Old Bikers Retirement Home in Logansport. I was wondering if you would like to donate one, five or possibly ten thousand dollars to the cause. It's tax deductible.

Title: Re: Episode #0257
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on June 21, 2006, 12:46:51 AM

"No, I'm sorry, the Old House is most definitely NOT available for rent, especially for some sordid and bacchanalian party for your motorcycle club, young man.  Now, please, hit the road!" >:(   

Title: Re: Episode #0257
Post by: arashi on June 21, 2006, 01:41:31 AM

One moment Buzz darling, I'll have to get my coat.

Title: Re: Episode #0257
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on June 21, 2006, 01:50:01 AM

Quote from: arashi on June 21, 2006, 01:41:31 AM

One moment Buzz darling, I'll have to get my coat.

Oh, dear, what would the unfailingly faithful Bill Malloy have ever made of that  exchange of "pleasantries"? >:D [chkyy] [cheerleader] [clap] [crowdhappy]

Title: Re: Episode #0257
Post by: BuzzH on June 21, 2006, 02:23:23 PM

B: Ma'am, have you ever considered what Jesus means to you?
E: Uh...um....I'm....uh...an ATHEIST!  Good day!  (slam)

Title: Re: Episode #0257
Post by: arashi on June 21, 2006, 08:08:16 PM

Quote from: BuzzH on June 21, 2006, 02:23:23 PM

B: Ma'am, have you ever considered what Jesus means to you?
E: Uh...um....I'm....uh...an ATHEIST!  Good day!  (slam)

::laughing:: They've been making the rounds to my house lately. Only we get the "In this time of strife and despair we want to visit you and spread a little hope by reading a passage." Oh, and here's 10 magazines and a road map to Jesus. (Seriously)

Title: Re: Episode #0257
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on June 29, 2006, 03:22:09 AM

Buzz: Hey, yeah, like I'm trying to send a biker to camp, care to buy some real cool hot hub caps lady?

Liz: No thank you... I just bought a hot set of wheels off Carolyn's other biker friend.

Title: Re: Episode #0257
Post by: Uncle Roger on August 24, 2013, 02:22:28 AM

Elizabeth: "Sorry, Buzz, but I'm saving myself for Eric Von Zipper. '