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« on: June 20, 2006, 11:22:33 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2006, 11:24:56 PM »

Good evening, Madam. I'm collecting money for the Old Bikers Retirement Home in Logansport. I was wondering if you would like to donate one, five or possibly ten thousand dollars to the cause. It's tax deductible.
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2006, 11:46:51 PM »

"No, I'm sorry, the Old House is most definitely NOT available for rent, especially for some sordid and bacchanalian party for your motorcycle club, young man.  Now, please, hit the road!" >:(   
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2006, 12:41:31 AM »

One moment Buzz darling, I'll have to get my coat.
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2006, 12:50:01 AM »

One moment Buzz darling, I'll have to get my coat.

Oh, dear, what would the unfailingly faithful Bill Malloy have ever made of that  exchange of "pleasantries"? >:D [chkyy] [cheerleader] [clap] [crowdhappy]
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2006, 01:23:23 PM »

B: Ma'am, have you ever considered what Jesus means to you?
E: Uh...um....I'm....uh...an ATHEIST!  Good day!  (slam)
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Buzz-isms:

"I like the bike I got, & the chick I got!"
"I know just the place!?Over in Logansport!"
"If ya feel it, SIT it!"
"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2006, 07:08:16 PM »

B: Ma'am, have you ever considered what Jesus means to you?
E: Uh...um....I'm....uh...an ATHEIST!  Good day!  (slam)

::laughing:: They've been making the rounds to my house lately. Only we get the "In this time of strife and despair we want to visit you and spread a little hope by reading a passage." Oh, and here's 10 magazines and a road map to Jesus. (Seriously)
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2006, 02:22:09 AM »

Buzz: Hey, yeah, like I'm trying to send a biker to camp, care to buy some real cool hot hub caps lady?

Liz: No thank you... I just bought a hot set of wheels off Carolyn's other biker friend.
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2013, 01:22:28 AM »

Elizabeth: "Sorry, Buzz, but I'm saving myself for Eric Von Zipper. '
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