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Title: Episode #1117
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on October 06, 2005, 09:24:18 PM
 [confused1]
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: BuzzH on October 06, 2005, 09:27:13 PM
J:  Sheesh John, did the thought of a breath mint after lunch enter your brain?!
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Janet the Wicked on October 06, 2005, 11:20:39 PM
JB: Ooo-wee! Thank you, Johnny. You have no idea what a time I have getting in and out of this dress!
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: ClaudeNorth on October 08, 2005, 12:41:10 AM
Joan Bennett:  "Ewwwwww, Johnny!  I hate it when you turn your eyelids inside out like that!"
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on October 08, 2005, 12:58:42 AM
Flora: Oh yes Desmond! I would love to teach you Collinsport's national dance, but my polka days are long behind me now....

Desmond: Aw, lets do give it a whurl! a one and a two and you know what to do!! ha ha!


Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on October 10, 2005, 06:57:29 PM
"Mother, what are you saying!?!"

"Oh, please, Desmond!  I mean, it was 1810.  I was only 25-years-old.  And, I thought, he is the extremely handsome and debonair Martin Van Buren.  Why not go for the 'gusto' with a future POTUS?  [cheers]   
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Professor1985 on October 10, 2005, 10:41:34 PM
FLORIA: Here's the story of Lt. Nathan Forbes, he was a liar and backstabber, and was married to Milicent, and he was a bad mutha!
DESMOND: Shut your mouth!
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 12, 2005, 08:54:11 AM
"Mother, what are you saying!?!"

"Oh, please, Desmond!  I mean, it was 1810.  I was only 25-years-old.  And, I thought, he is the extremely handsome and debonair Martin Van Buren.  Why not go for the 'gusto' with a future POTUS?  [cheers]   

Desmond:  "'Cause he'll never make you FLOTUS, that's why!   But wait... does that mean I could be President, someday... nah, the Adams Family put an end to that.   The American people would never be that stupid again!    A son of a president... nah!!"
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: BuzzH on October 12, 2005, 03:07:42 PM
But wait... does that mean I could be President, someday... nah, the Adams Family put an end to that.   The American people would never be that stupid again!    A son of a president... nah!!"

Brilliant!!   [hall2_wink] [hall2_grin]
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on October 30, 2005, 09:47:59 PM
"Desmond, I even  envision a day when a future first lady will actually run for POTUS!  The fact that she also communicates psychially with the ghost of Martha Washington, will only further sway the electorate in her favor!"
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 31, 2005, 03:54:46 AM
FLORIA: Here's the story of Lt. Nathan Forbes, he was a liar and backstabber, and was married to Milicent, and he was a bad mutha!
DESMOND: Shut your mouth!

Here's the third line you weren't allowed...   FLORA:  Just talkin' 'bout Forbes!   
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on October 31, 2005, 04:32:01 AM
Here's the third line you weren't allowed...

Of course, you actually meant to say: "Here's the third line the rules of the Caption This! game didn't allow you to add..." Right?  [hall2_wink]
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 31, 2005, 12:00:17 PM
You read my mind, except I would have added, the rules of some benevolent deity that it would be ridiculous and practically immoral to disobey, damn it!

 [dancing_skeleton]   [dancing_skeleton]   [dancing_skeleton]
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on January 05, 2006, 02:08:22 AM
"Mother, hear me now and believe me later.  I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lorna Bell!"

"Spare me!  You're as much of an incorrigible alley cat as your late father.  May the good Lord rest his philandering soul!" [santa_rolleyes]
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: D_Friedlander on March 20, 2009, 03:52:03 AM
Oh, Desmond, I went into that strange room at Collinwood... It changed on me, and then  I saw a shiny box with moving pictures, and it sang this song: "Five... Five Dollar... Five dollar foot long!"
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 20, 2009, 04:28:06 AM
"Five... Five Dollar... Five dollar foot long!"

 [laughing4]  Flora does look like she's doing the gestures from that commercial.
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Uncle Roger on June 14, 2012, 01:45:06 AM
Flora: "Gerard told me that I'm going to be reincarnated as someone named Kathryn Leigh Scott and I'm going to be publishing pomegranates."
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 02, 2012, 11:51:47 PM
 [pointing-up]  [lol2]
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Uncle Roger on February 16, 2017, 10:09:31 AM
Flora: "If this is any indication of your technique with women, no wonder you're still single."
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 17, 2017, 08:38:20 PM
 [pointing-up]  Very good one!!  [laughing6]  [cheers]
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Uncle Roger on February 17, 2017, 10:07:15 PM
Got to love Flora!
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 19, 2017, 08:09:56 PM
([pointing-up]  Some may disagree, but I think she's one of Joan's best characterizations because she's so different from all the rest.  [nodassent])
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Uncle Roger on February 19, 2017, 08:50:55 PM
I would agree with you. Flora is a part that could have been played by Billie Burke or Gracie Allen and Joan is obviously enjoying herself.
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 20, 2017, 05:45:03 PM
([pointing-up]  Definitely!!)
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Uncle Roger on February 20, 2017, 06:46:15 PM
I wonder if Big Finish would ever do a young Flora audio drama.
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 21, 2017, 06:34:16 PM
([pointing-up]  Now, there's an idea! And it would have to be a lot more satisfying than a Harry Johnson audio drama!!)
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Uncle Roger on February 21, 2017, 06:41:03 PM
I was thinking along the same lines. I wonder if they would cast Flora from DS alumni or look for an actress elsewhere. Any casting suggestions?
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 22, 2017, 06:28:22 PM
([pointing-up]  Hmmm - I'd have to think about casting suggestions...)
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Uncle Roger on February 22, 2017, 07:17:27 PM
Since this would be for an audiodrama, I think that Ilene Kristen (Delia from Ryan's Hope, Roxy from OLTL) would make a good Flora. Ilene does middle aged wackos quite well and manages to make them endearing. I'm not sure about who might play a younger version of the character.
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 24, 2017, 06:20:59 PM
([pointing-up]  I can see Ilene Kristen as Flora - but, yeah, it's the younger Flora that's harder to cast...)
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Uncle Roger on February 24, 2017, 06:34:09 PM
Well, the age of the performer isn't as critical a factor for an audio drama. Possibly another OLTL alumni, Kristen Alderson?
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 25, 2017, 05:05:23 PM
([pointing-up]  YES!!)
Title: Re: Episode #1117
Post by: Uncle Roger on February 25, 2017, 08:03:41 PM
I adore them. I see Ilene in NYC every so often but I haven't seen Kristen since the ABC OLTL went off the air. Both are exceptionally gracious with fans.