DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost => Topic started by: Heather on July 15, 2005, 04:32:02 AM
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Barnabas: Keep your wrists bent and your thumbs pointed up like this, and when you're ready I'll show you how to flap your fingers to make the shadow bird fly.
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Barnabas: For our plan to work we must sacrifice a doctor.
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Barnabas: For our plan to work Willy has to ware a hoop skirt.
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Barnabas: Julia I've decided to start selling Avon products.
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Julia pretends to listen as she carefully exercises an important muscle ..squeez, count to 7, relax. . .
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B: I shoulda taken that left turn at Albequerque!
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Today on DARK SHADOWS, Julia Hoffman becomes increasingly concerned about Barnabas's determination to become a stand-up comic.
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OMG! LMAO, guys...you're ALL too much! All the captions have been hilarious lately. Many thanks for the laughs... :-*
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Julia: What happened?
Barnabas: I've caught Chris Jennings turning into a ugly werewolf.
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Julia: Barnabas, what are you saying?
Barnabas: (in Ed Sullivan voice) I'm saying that next in tonight's shoo, we present live from London, England--a very talented young man and his friends--Eric Burdon and THE ANIMALS!!
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J: No Barnabas, it's like this...here's the church and here's the steeple...
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J: No Barnabas, it's like this...here's the church and here's the steeple...
LOL! :-*
Julia: Barnabas, what are you saying?
Barnabas: (in Ed Sullivan voice) I'm saying that next in tonight's shoo, we present live from London, England--a very talented young man and his friends--Eric Burdon and THE ANIMALS!!
OMG, Steve...I just spewed (is that a word? snort) herbal tea all over the place! Thanks for the laugh...needed that.
Hugs,
Wenchy computer geek from W.PA ;)
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Barnabas: As I recall the key to the rhyme was the bakers man who would roll it and pat it...
Julia: Without a doubt Barnabas you have it all wrong... the object of the rhyme was that it was for the baby and me, you're such a goof!
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B: I tell you Julia, it will work! All we need is a watermelon & 2 jelly doughnuts!
J: (thinking) Maybe I don't want to sleep with this guy.
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"Julia, as an experienced psychiatrist, you should fully understand that once in every man's lifetime, he develops an uncontrollable urge for a woman of the alluring-caliber of a Virginia Graham." [love5]
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Barnabas: Julia I've decided to start selling Avon products.
Great... but first prize goes to Buzz since I had to stop to be sure I 'heard' him correctly. There's no rational reason I know of to see Barnabas as just having popped out of the ground at that moment a la Bugs, but it works perfectly. I don't have any idea why it works, but it does. That's my favorite kind of joke, right there.
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Barnabas: ...and then Jeremiah stole my favorite doll and threw her down the well!
Julia: So the whole Josette story never happened, and you have been merely magnifying a small childhood incident out of all proportion - isn't that true, Barnabas?
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Julia pretends to listen as she carefully exercises an important muscle ..squeez, count to 7, relax. . .
I realize this line is over a year old but it really made me laugh!
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I like it when old caption threads are revived.... especially because I get a feeling most of my captions slip off into oblivion before they're read by anyone! I have so little to brighten up my days....
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Barnabas: Julia! please stop mimicking me! its really starting to bug me!
Julia: Am I doing that? well I'll stop right now cause I wouldn't want to bug you!
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Barnabas: Julia! please stop mimicking me! its really starting to bug me!
Julia: Am I doing that? well I'll stop right now cause I wouldn't want to bug you!
LOL Ghost! You crack me up girl! ;)
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Julia: "Come and shake your body to the conga!"
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Barnabas: Julia I know we have a lot on our plate, but we simply must get indoor plumbing in (or get it fixed in) the old house. Chamber pots sucking.
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Barnabas and Julia practice their rendition of The Clapping Song