Well, Bob, you have succeeded in making Count Petofi even more repulsive to me. I feel more sorry for Quentin now than when he was cursed with "wolfism'. He now is cursed with "geezerism". Poor old fart.
-5- Now that you are sporting Count Petofi's long, flowing beard and will, no doubt, have to periodically trim those bushy whiskers, you will now also have to periodically trim all of those copious hairs, sprouting out of your one-hundred-and-fifty year old ears. (You might want to buy one of those Sharper Image Turbo-Groomer Nose and Ear Trimmers. They really work great!)
Birdie--all this talk scares me. It is too funny.. Is it a sign that I now like Frank Sinatra when I never gave a hoot about him before?
Needs his own blood pressure cuff to check his blood pressure when he sees sweet young things.He'll also need it every time he tells someone who he really is.
And thanks, Birdie, for that image of him having to go to the pharmacy to buy Depends.
I can picture the end of a scene where the pharmacist has just told the old man that they're all out of Depends.
Tight shot on Q/P's face while he exclaims (urgently), "I need my Depends!",
(agonizingly) "I need my Depends!", and then (sorrowfully) "I ... need ... my ... Depends."
Cue music. Cut to commercial.
Ben
You guys are all killing me with this thread!
just one tiny addition if you don't mind Ben...
Collapses on floor in frustration.(http://castlebee.bravepages.com/QPetofi01.jpg)
Shouldn't keep the hearing aid and the suppositories on the same shelf. Could make an embarrasing mistake.
By the way, if Amanda Harris suddenly returned to Collinsport, do you think (in a very rare case, for Ms. Harris, of selfless and caring love for her man), she would still be willing to accept Quentin (albeit, a very hoary one) as the one, true love of her life? (Methinks not!)
Bob the Bartender, who hopes that everything is still copacetic with the J.Lo./Ben Affleck romance.
....wouldn't they have made the perfect couple to walk out on the stage and present the award for "Best Narcissist" at the Academy Awards the other night?
Jennifer,
If the truth be told, if Ben Affleck traded bodies with Michael, Eric, or, for that matter, any other member of the Douglas family, the comely Ms. J.Lo. would probably catch the first train smoking out of town!
Bob the Bartender, who thinks, after watching the stunning Angelique and the dazzling Aristede in that cave today, wouldn't they have made the perfect couple to walk out on the stage and present the award for "Best Narcissist" at the Academy Awards the other night?
....wouldn't they have made the perfect couple to walk out on the stage and present the award for "Best Narcissist" at the Academy Awards the other night?
Sweet Mother.....how on EARTH could thay possibly pick ONE narcissist out of THAT crowd??
rainey