But if we're all "cousins from England".... how many cousins is that? A picture got created in my head of a hundred or two hundred people looking nothing alike, all standing at the doorway of Collinwood, lying their asses off to Mrs. Stoddard, all saying in unison... "We're distant cousins from the English branch of the family... of couse you'll let us all move into the Old House and fix it up.... if a guy delivering a couple hundred coffins shows up, just send him on over...."
Shadowphobephile: Someone with an unhealthy obsession with people who fear and hate Dark Shadows.