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Episode #1117
« on: October 06, 2005, 09:24:18 PM »
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Re: Episode #1117
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2005, 09:27:13 PM »
J:  Sheesh John, did the thought of a breath mint after lunch enter your brain?!
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Re: Episode #1117
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2005, 11:20:39 PM »
JB: Ooo-wee! Thank you, Johnny. You have no idea what a time I have getting in and out of this dress!
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Re: Episode #1117
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2005, 12:41:10 AM »
Joan Bennett:  "Ewwwwww, Johnny!  I hate it when you turn your eyelids inside out like that!"
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Re: Episode #1117
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2005, 12:58:42 AM »
Flora: Oh yes Desmond! I would love to teach you Collinsport's national dance, but my polka days are long behind me now....

Desmond: Aw, lets do give it a whurl! a one and a two and you know what to do!! ha ha!


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Re: Episode #1117
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2005, 06:57:29 PM »
"Mother, what are you saying!?!"

"Oh, please, Desmond!  I mean, it was 1810.  I was only 25-years-old.  And, I thought, he is the extremely handsome and debonair Martin Van Buren.  Why not go for the 'gusto' with a future POTUS?  [cheers]   
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Re: Episode #1117
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2005, 10:41:34 PM »
FLORIA: Here's the story of Lt. Nathan Forbes, he was a liar and backstabber, and was married to Milicent, and he was a bad mutha!
DESMOND: Shut your mouth!
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Re: Episode #1117
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2005, 08:54:11 AM »
Quote from: Bob_the_Bartender on October 10, 2005, 06:57:29 PM
"Mother, what are you saying!?!"

"Oh, please, Desmond!  I mean, it was 1810.  I was only 25-years-old.  And, I thought, he is the extremely handsome and debonair Martin Van Buren.  Why not go for the 'gusto' with a future POTUS?  [cheers]   

Desmond:  "'Cause he'll never make you FLOTUS, that's why!   But wait... does that mean I could be President, someday... nah, the Adams Family put an end to that.   The American people would never be that stupid again!    A son of a president... nah!!"
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Re: Episode #1117
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2005, 03:07:42 PM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on October 12, 2005, 08:54:11 AM
But wait... does that mean I could be President, someday... nah, the Adams Family put an end to that.   The American people would never be that stupid again!    A son of a president... nah!!"

Brilliant!!   [hall2_wink] [hall2_grin]
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Re: Episode #1117
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2005, 09:47:59 PM »
"Desmond, I even  envision a day when a future first lady will actually run for POTUS!  The fact that she also communicates psychially with the ghost of Martha Washington, will only further sway the electorate in her favor!"
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Re: Episode #1117
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2005, 03:54:46 AM »
Quote from: Professor1985 on October 10, 2005, 10:41:34 PM
FLORIA: Here's the story of Lt. Nathan Forbes, he was a liar and backstabber, and was married to Milicent, and he was a bad mutha!
DESMOND: Shut your mouth!

Here's the third line you weren't allowed...   FLORA:  Just talkin' 'bout Forbes!   
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Re: Episode #1117
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2005, 04:32:01 AM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on October 31, 2005, 03:54:46 AM
Here's the third line you weren't allowed...

Of course, you actually meant to say: "Here's the third line the rules of the Caption This! game didn't allow you to add..." Right?  [hall2_wink]
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Re: Episode #1117
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2005, 12:00:17 PM »
You read my mind, except I would have added, the rules of some benevolent deity that it would be ridiculous and practically immoral to disobey, damn it!

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Re: Episode #1117
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2006, 02:08:22 AM »
"Mother, hear me now and believe me later.  I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lorna Bell!"

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Re: Episode #1117
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2009, 03:52:03 AM »
Oh, Desmond, I went into that strange room at Collinwood... It changed on me, and then  I saw a shiny box with moving pictures, and it sang this song: "Five... Five Dollar... Five dollar foot long!"
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